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Apple has allowed an update to an application on the iPhone called "Hottest Girls", which displays pictures of girls topless. The update was released today for the 3.0 software and already has "sold out".

The virtual application which can be duplicated an infinite number of times has actually "sold out", due to an overload of users trying to download the application which could possibly crash the AppStore. The developers pulled the plug only hours after its release due to an over whelming demand for the application. The current message just displays "sold out".

This is possibly the first of many not safe for work (NSFW) applications to launch in the AppStore, but customers must be 17+ years or older to download the content.

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wow, the world is full of perverts :(

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wow, the world is full of perverts :(


Dude, the desire to topless girls isn't perverted.
The desire to see topless girls wrestle each other in fish entrails, and then maybe do something illegal with a dead squid probably is.

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The desire to see topless girls wrestle each other in fish entrails, and then maybe do something illegal with a dead squid probably is.


:shock: WOW that's some imagination you've got there :lol:

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brataccas wrote:
wow, the world is full of perverts :(


Dude, the desire to topless girls isn't perverted.
The desire to see topless girls wrestle each other in fish entrails, and then maybe do something illegal with a dead squid probably is.


Can I have a copy of that tape Prof? ;)

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Can I have a copy of that tape Prof? ;)


PERVERT!!!

On a serious note, how did I manage to miss this application? :lol:

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The desire to see topless girls wrestle each other in fish entrails, and then maybe do something illegal with a dead squid probably is.


:shock: WOW that's some imagination you've got there :lol:


Prof I gotta ask ( showing my innocence here ) what illegal act can you do with a dead squid? :?

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If it's big enough, you could tie it's tentacles around someone's neck and strangle them?

I'm pretty certain that's what he meant. :lol:

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The desire to see topless girls wrestle each other in fish entrails, and then maybe do something illegal with a dead squid probably is.


:shock: WOW that's some imagination you've got there :lol:



No, he's just been sampling some Japanese titles. :)

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ProfessorF wrote:
The desire to see topless girls wrestle each other in fish entrails, and then maybe do something illegal with a dead squid probably is.


:shock: WOW that's some imagination you've got there :lol:



No, he's just been sampling some Japanese titles. :)


Ah I guess that would explain things :lol:

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I don't get it? :?

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If you've got free internet why do you need an app for porn?

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I don't get it? :?


You clearly do not have a large collection of Japanese tentacle porn.

Because you can't show a penis in Japanese entertainment, tentacles are widely used in a phallic way. Even very well known titles such as Urotsukidoji feature giant tentacle monsters doing illegal things to young maidens.

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