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After 10 years of atrocities with millions of people being hurt it's finally over!

Details are still sketchy but it looks like Westlife are splitting up.

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Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:31 pm
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After 10 years of atrocities with millions of people being hurt it's finally over!

Details are still sketchy but it looks like Westlife are splitting up.

:lol:

er its actually 14 years :lol:

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OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his
Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical
exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take
this jar home and bring back a semen sample
tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared
at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,
which was as clean and empty as on the
previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man
explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried
with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
with my left hand, but still nothing.

'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with
her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
then with her teeth out, still nothing.

'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door
and she tried too, first with both hands, then an
armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between
her knees, but still nothing.'

The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbour?'

The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'

And you all have very bad minds :D

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I hear rumours that the european parliament have slapped a ban on the Greeks which prevents them from exporting tarasamalata and hummus. Experts now fear they are heading for a double dip recession!


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bobbdobbs wrote:
Fogmeister wrote:
After 10 years of atrocities with millions of people being hurt it's finally over!

Details are still sketchy but it looks like Westlife are splitting up.

:lol:

er its actually 14 years :lol:


And you're correcting him? If that was me I'd keep it quiet that you know EXACTLY how long it's been!

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Fogmeister wrote:
After 10 years of atrocities with millions of people being hurt it's finally over!

Details are still sketchy but it looks like Westlife are splitting up.

:lol:

er its actually 14 years :lol:

You now have negative amounts of streed cred. ;)

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l3v1ck wrote:
bobbdobbs wrote:
Fogmeister wrote:
After 10 years of atrocities with millions of people being hurt it's finally over!

Details are still sketchy but it looks like Westlife are splitting up.

:lol:

er its actually 14 years :lol:

You now have negative amounts of streed cred. ;)


^5 Lev ;) great minds and all that

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I like that one.

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