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Police investigators have confirmed that as well as discovering Whitney's body in the bath, they also found a bobby brown in the toilet.

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Bodyguard for hire. Immediate start.


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Bobby brown is yet to comment, but that's his prerogative.

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Bodyguard for hire. Immediate start.

Previous experience.
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Fogmeister wrote:
leeds_manc wrote:
Bodyguard for hire. Immediate start.

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Bobby Brown's new chat up line

If I had the alphabet I'd put U in A&E

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My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class wank him off. I said, 'Son, that's the third school this year... maybe teaching isn't for you!'

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Capital letters - the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse..

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Capital letters - the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse..

Punctuation is what you need ;)

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On a similar note.

Grammar:

The difference between knowing your sh!t and knowing you're sh!t.

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What is the difference between a blind marksmen and a constipated owl?

One shoots and can't hit...

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What is the difference between a blind marksmen and a constipated owl?

One shoots and can't hit...

LOL, took me a few seconds but LOL!

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FOR SALE: One litre of petrol.
Will accept two first class stamps or a Greggs pasty.

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FOR SALE: One litre of petrol.
Will accept two first class stamps or a Greggs pasty.


Hot or cold pasty?

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