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Author: | l3v1ck [ Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:17 am ] |
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I'd like to tell you a joke about a herb and a fish, but this isn't the thyme or the plaice. |
Author: | John_Vella [ Tue Nov 07, 2017 11:52 am ] |
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The wife told me to stop standing like a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. |
Author: | John_Vella [ Tue Dec 12, 2017 4:26 pm ] |
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Going to see the physiotherapist soon. Great sense of humour, that girl... She's always pulling my leg! |
Author: | l3v1ck [ Sat Mar 17, 2018 5:51 am ] |
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An old man drove past me on a tractor this morning, and told me the end was nigh... I think it was Farmer Gedden |
Author: | Burn_IT [ Sat Mar 24, 2018 8:57 pm ] |
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He'd been in the fields sowing wild oats and forgotten to zip up!! |
Author: | John_Vella [ Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:13 am ] |
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Not a joke, as such, but this made me chuckle... A mate recently posted on BookFace "Feeling sh1t" Hi mother-in-law instantly replied "Well put it down and wash your hands, you dirty basterd!" |
Author: | pcernie [ Sun May 31, 2020 3:07 pm ] |
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Might apply for a job at the mirror factory. I could see myself working there. |
Author: | Burn_IT [ Mon Jun 01, 2020 5:47 pm ] |
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My wife and I went to the marriage guidance councillor last week. We had to tell him to stop crying and get over it; we are not going to split up. This is not far from a true story when we were sent to a psychiatrist for help over my wife's mother's death (which wasn't needed -the help that is) |
Author: | John_Vella [ Wed Aug 26, 2020 1:39 pm ] |
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There's been a lot of controversy regarding the author of the Bible recently. A friend of mine believes that God wrote it. Personally, I think he got a Holy Ghost writer. |
Author: | l3v1ck [ Mon Nov 09, 2020 11:34 pm ] |
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Why can't Trump go back to the Whitehouse? It's ForBiden. |
Author: | John_Vella [ Tue Nov 17, 2020 5:35 pm ] | |||||||||
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Ooh, a topical one! |
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