Just got a spam email, twice (very similar email to mine, seemed to be authenticated by google as a legit gmail account, no idea how to check the gmail headers any more)
Anyone else got something similar recently?
Message:
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| Quote: By the end, our characters have scratches and scars and blood and ripped and torn clothes. At the end nearly the hole world is zombiefied and you have to turn back time and save them all, and we have all gone a bit mad but when we turn the world wright again it restores our minds. Isicle trap, avalanch trap, ski slide map the alpes. Die! [Offensive word for someone who is gay] sack! (sniffing) is it me or is something burning. Damn must have left the bacon on! Ping! Come on darling breakfasts ready. Got a new special customer, guys! Anyone want to blow up? Oh for goodness sake! Not again! Thanks, what it happens to everyone. Ow my poor toe. Ow my kneecap! Your on a highway to hell fleshsack! Hello, goodbye! The black hole reminds me of sweet and fun times, what? The black hole reminds me of...... Nevermind. Aha this should sort them out! First French now this what next!? I think today's objective is to turn in the power. Ergh, this taste like bitruit. Oh look they all went pop. Haha no arms! This is one B.A.Red ass machine! Browning automatic rifle, designed for destroying and mutilating everything in it's path. Eat that swagbag! Anything that shoots I like. Step away, the killer is back! You've just been shrunk to the size of Sasha's brain! Ok, who's been nicking my money? Sasha? There are balls and bits and thingy whatsites everywhere! Let me tell you a story, ABOUT HOW YOU ALL DIED! Please, please 1 at a time for disembowelment. Um excuse me, SOME HELP! No not me! Kill Sasha! That guy over there! I'm Screwed! Why am I always the zombie magnet!? No touching!!!!! Oh god, brush your teeth! Ergh. This stuff and sea water do not mix. I just want to throw this machine into the depths of the ocean where it belongs! With the fish! Man overboard! Hahahahaha! (sea). I believe I can fly! Second hand shop for you! Boo! Hahahahahaha! Ow, my ankle! Hey birdy, come to papa! Yeah yeah yeah whatever. Home at last eh? Fish drink. Agh can I hold somebody's hand?! I thought that this was a weapon box? Not a [LIFTED]! Let's play my favorite game of all time, the rules are simple, the one who pops the most heads wins. Haaaaaa...... I'm going to win! Agh! What was that! Stinking crawler! Die you undead squishy maggoty thing! She's got more than 3 holes now hahahahhhe um, oh look an ugly zombie. (when I use a spikemore). First target my [genitalia] second target Lucy's boobs thi... Oh wait a minute this is a shrink gun. DANM! I thought it was enlargement gun! I better be careful where I aim this thing. I don't want to shrink anything vital do I. Yo Ben you better watch out! I can aim and shoot my shrink gun write in your nogin if I want! | |
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