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jonlumb
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http://arcticready.com/social/galleryThankfully, the site has been trolled rather well, but that opening paragraph is just mind-blowing.
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jonbwfc
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Call me sceptical but I don't think that's actually Shell doing that...  (cf: that video that was doing the rounds about the malfunctioning drinks fountain, which turned out to be staged). TBH, I don't think Shell actually need anyone else faking bad publicity for them, I think they do that very well by themselves.
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jonlumb
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Having read a bit more I think you might be right.
It's a bloody well put together site for a parody!
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brataccas
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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Location: Scotland
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how can you think thats real? it even has bad swear words at the bottom
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l3v1ck
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Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
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Do you know what? Twelve years I've worked offshore, but I've never worked on a rig for Shell.
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brataccas
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theyre a freemason company  shells are very "significent" in masonry for some reason, if you look at english banknotes, forgot which one but theres picture of shells all over it _________________
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l3v1ck
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They're on the £10 note (The side with the queen on). They're actually ammonites on there. 
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big_D
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Location: Bramsche
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Exxon want to start fracking in the Artland region, where I work. Big protest placards all over the towns.
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paulzolo
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St Hilda beat off a plague of snakes in Whitby, turning them to store. This was the explanation for fossilised ammonites. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilda_of_Whitby#Legacy
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