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Author:  jonlumb [ Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:13 am ]
Post subject:  Shell, could they be any more twattish

http://arcticready.com/social/gallery

Thankfully, the site has been trolled rather well, but that opening paragraph is just mind-blowing.

Author:  jonbwfc [ Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:18 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Shell, could they be any more twattish

Call me sceptical but I don't think that's actually Shell doing that... ;)
(cf: that video that was doing the rounds about the malfunctioning drinks fountain, which turned out to be staged).


TBH, I don't think Shell actually need anyone else faking bad publicity for them, I think they do that very well by themselves.

Author:  jonlumb [ Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:28 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Shell, could they be any more twattish

Having read a bit more I think you might be right.

It's a bloody well put together site for a parody!

Author:  brataccas [ Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:35 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Shell, could they be any more twattish

how can you think thats real? it even has bad swear words at the bottom

Author:  l3v1ck [ Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Shell, could they be any more twattish

Do you know what? Twelve years I've worked offshore, but I've never worked on a rig for Shell.

Author:  brataccas [ Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:32 pm ]
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l3v1ck wrote:
Do you know what? Twelve years I've worked offshore, but I've never worked on a rig for Shell.


theyre a freemason company :) shells are very "significent" in masonry for some reason, if you look at english banknotes, forgot which one but theres picture of shells all over it

Author:  l3v1ck [ Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Shell, could they be any more twattish

They're on the £10 note (The side with the queen on). They're actually ammonites on there.
Image

Author:  big_D [ Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:18 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Shell, could they be any more twattish

Exxon want to start fracking in the Artland region, where I work. Big protest placards all over the towns.

Author:  paulzolo [ Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:01 pm ]
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l3v1ck wrote:
They're on the £10 note (The side with the queen on). They're actually ammonites on there.
Image


St Hilda beat off a plague of snakes in Whitby, turning them to store. This was the explanation for fossilised ammonites.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilda_of_Whitby#Legacy

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