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Author:  oceanicitl [ Wed Mar 29, 2017 9:36 am ]
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Very busy here today and one of my colleagues said he might kill someone. I let my friend in Lincolnshire know (where there's lots of pig farms) and got this response back:

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I'll need a list ....a priority list...ie: 1/ kill proper dead 2/ maim or dismember 3/ put into wheelchair and need arse wiping for 6 months 4/ be in hospital for at least 3 months 5/ bruises and crutches. 6/ just a kicking 7/ general making their lives a misery so they leave. 8/ nasty stare http://www.getridofbodies thanks you for your help in this matter prices to follow


:lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  pcernie [ Thu Apr 06, 2017 8:05 pm ]
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbJnwL ... lLWctTm1SA
Author:  pcernie [ Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:53 pm ]
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https://www.indy100.com/article/the-nav ... paign=i100
Author:  Paul1965 [ Wed Apr 12, 2017 9:54 pm ]
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Author:  pcernie [ Wed Apr 12, 2017 9:57 pm ]
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:lol:

'The Erasure Years'.
Author:  Paul1965 [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:57 am ]
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Henry Rollins Explains Why He Hates Bono And Sting So Much

Took the words right out of my mouth!!
Author:  pcernie [ Sat Apr 15, 2017 5:56 pm ]
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https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/18272 ... re_id=5502

Oh, and Rick and Morty is awesome.
Author:  Paul1965 [ Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:46 pm ]
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My daughter (5) having listened to the Little Mix album: "Daddy, what does shag mean?" Here we go...

Mind you, considering how smutty the lyrics are on the album I think I got off lightly.
Author:  jonbwfc [ Tue Apr 18, 2017 8:59 pm ]
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Tell her it's another name for a cormorant.
Author:  Paul1965 [ Tue Apr 18, 2017 10:44 pm ]
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jonbwfc wrote:
Tell her it's another name for a cormorant.


We said it was a 60's term for a particular dance. How we explain this is another matter:

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Excuse me, do me or lose me
Get me to the bedroom, do your duty
Milkshake milkshake, bet you like some of that strawberry
Like a wave gonna come tsunami
Wanna take this ride better hurry
Cause me one, you there's a million
and they all wanna 'huh' my Brazillian


Maybe she'll have lost interest in them by then. She also likes Metallica, Iron Maiden and Vektor and there's not many double-entendres there, fortunately.
Author:  jonlumb [ Thu Apr 20, 2017 6:11 am ]
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My boys also love a bit of Metallica, especially the track we use to wake the wife up if she's refusing to get out of bed :lol:
Author:  Paul1965 [ Sat Apr 22, 2017 11:10 am ]
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Author:  Spreadie [ Fri May 05, 2017 12:04 pm ]
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Author:  cloaked_wolf [ Fri May 05, 2017 12:09 pm ]
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Took me longer than it should have to realise Trump is on the American version of The Apprentice and that's what it was about.
Author:  l3v1ck [ Sun May 07, 2017 3:34 am ]
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That the pope objects to the name 'Mother Of All Bombs', rather than objecting to the bomb itself.
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