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http://www.fhm.com/upgrade/sex-relation ... Newsletter

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05 Every time you have sex, you can pretend that it’s the ’70s. Spice things up by shouting outdated TV catchphrases like, “What you talkin’ ‘bout, Willis?” (Diff’rent Strokes), “Book ‘em, Danno!” (Hawaii Five-0) and “Sit on it!” (Happy Days). Disclaimer: use the latter sparingly.


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I prefer 'hair down there' :| , dunno if I'd say the same about armpits though; I think my own armpit hair looks terrible ffs :lol:

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He missed the best one: It's alright love we're the Sweeney! :lol:

Hair down there.

Edit: the girl from Brazil is 23? I thought she was late 30s! :shock:

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He missed the best one: It's alright love we're the Sweeney! :lol:


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Gives new meaning to 'Get your trousers on, you're nicked!' :oops:

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My father was the spitting image of John Thaw, wore the same kippers as well.

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