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ProfessorF wrote:
I'm in a comfy pair of Dickies at the moment that fit really nicely

I'm just taking a look at their site now, proper mans site that. :D

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Damn it guys!

Puffs drink what they want, so do women, so do straight men! They also wear what they want, drive what they want and listen to and watch what they want.

A man knows to leave another man to his choices and to make his own mind up about what's right for him.


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The Woman's Poem …

Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who's not a creep
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long

One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he's rich and self-employed
And when I spend, won't be annoyed
Pull out my chair and hold my hand
Massage my feet and help me stand

Oh send a king to make me queen
A man who loves to cook and clean
I pray this man will love no other
And relish visits with my mother


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The Man's poem …

I pray for a deaf-muted gymnast, nymphomaniac
with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course
and loves to send me fishing and drinking
This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.


:)

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Sat May 02, 2009 4:13 pm
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They also wear what they want

Well, us proper men can't wear what we like as it's difficult finding clothes that are ample enough to fit our packet in. :D

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MrStevenRogers wrote:
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The Woman's Poem …

Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who's not a creep
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long

One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he's rich and self-employed
And when I spend, won't be annoyed
Pull out my chair and hold my hand
Massage my feet and help me stand

Oh send a king to make me queen
A man who loves to cook and clean
I pray this man will love no other
And relish visits with my mother


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The Man's poem …

I pray for a deaf-muted gymnast, nymphomaniac
with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course
and loves to send me fishing and drinking
This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.


:)


:lol: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH me and me dad cannot stop laughing haha lol!!!

But seriously, my side hurts :(

>> Dave

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Seems like a good place to raise this classic -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af1OxkFOK18

Although I can think another thread where that's apt. ;)

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adidan wrote:
okenobi wrote:
They also wear what they want

Well, us proper men can't wear what we like as it's difficult finding clothes that are ample enough to fit our packet in. :D


I hear you on that! Last few pairs of jeans I've bought have been in France and the US. Loads more comfortable :D


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okenobi wrote:
adidan wrote:
okenobi wrote:
They also wear what they want

Well, us proper men can't wear what we like as it's difficult finding clothes that are ample enough to fit our packet in. :D


I hear you on that! Last few pairs of jeans I've bought have been in France and the US. Loads more comfortable :D

They don't have huge waists on those though do they?

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MOOBS!!!

*runs*


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adidan wrote:
They don't have huge waists on those though do they?


Nope. 34 fits me just like it's supposed to, but the rest of them fits me waaay better!


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