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Author:  oceanicitl [ Tue Mar 03, 2015 12:38 pm ]
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On lunch menu at work

PIEFAIL

Image

Author:  Spreadie [ Tue Mar 03, 2015 1:06 pm ]
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That ain't a pie.

That's Shepherd's Dish.

Author:  l3v1ck [ Tue Mar 03, 2015 1:14 pm ]
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Had a lovely meat and potato pie at my mum's on weekend.

Author:  oceanicitl [ Tue Mar 03, 2015 1:52 pm ]
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Just to reinterate as someone in Las Vegas is asking me... if a pie has a pastry base but not a top it is still a pie?

Author:  l3v1ck [ Tue Mar 03, 2015 2:11 pm ]
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No, it's an abomination.

How can it be a pie without a pastry top? It either has to be fully eclosed with pastry, or be in a dish where the pastry completely covers the filling so none of the filling is exposed.
I hate it when pubs advertise pie, then give you stew on a plate with a circle of puff pastry sat on top.

Rustybucket wrote:
"Puff pastry is a Quisling that rightly deserves to be denounced and reviled by every dutiful man of sound mind and faculty. It is a simulacrum, a malodorous imitation, a pestilential malformation, a distorted nefarious twisting of that most noble of dishes the pie. It preys upon the ignorant and weak-witted, the deprived and the uneducated whose fortitude or lack thereof cannot possibly overcome the beguilement of the promise of heart-warming, order-restoring alimentary encasement. It is a most accursed abomination perpetrated by that most baneful and malefic of purveyors of foodstuffs, Fray Bentos.
May he who speaks of puff pastry with reverence be eternally condemned, most bitterly scorned and cast out to take his rightful place in the fiery chasm alongside the overly-loud phone-talker and the cinema-latecomer, period drama creators, tailgaters, OS fanbois, cous-cous eaters and advertising consultants. Glory be to the PIE!"

Author:  AlunD [ Tue Mar 03, 2015 2:12 pm ]
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oceanicitl wrote:
Just to reinterate as someone in Las Vegas is asking me... if a pie has a pastry base but not a top it is still a pie?

I'd say its a flan............ :?

Author:  oceanicitl [ Tue Mar 03, 2015 2:30 pm ]
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Jesus! Scary lol *hides*

Author:  jonbwfc [ Tue Mar 03, 2015 3:18 pm ]
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AlunD wrote:
oceanicitl wrote:
Just to reinterate as someone in Las Vegas is asking me... if a pie has a pastry base but not a top it is still a pie?

I'd say its a flan............ :?

Or possibly a tart.

But not pie.

Author:  AlunD [ Tue Mar 03, 2015 3:29 pm ]
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jonbwfc wrote:
Or possibly a tart.

Yes I mulled over that one but was unsure how Cas would take it. :D

Author:  rustybucket [ Tue Mar 03, 2015 3:31 pm ]
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l3v1ck wrote:
No, it's an abomination.

How can it be a pie without a pastry top? It either has to be fully eclosed with pastry, or be in a dish where the pastry completely covers the filling so none of the filling is exposed.
I hate it when pubs advertise pie, then give you stew on a plate with a circle of puff pastry sat on top.

Rustybucket wrote:
"Puff pastry is a Quisling that rightly deserves to be denounced and reviled by every dutiful man of sound mind and faculty. It is a simulacrum, a malodorous imitation, a pestilential malformation, a distorted nefarious twisting of that most noble of dishes the pie. It preys upon the ignorant and weak-witted, the deprived and the uneducated whose fortitude or lack thereof cannot possibly overcome the beguilement of the promise of heart-warming, order-restoring alimentary encasement. It is a most accursed abomination perpetrated by that most baneful and malefic of purveyors of foodstuffs, Fray Bentos.
May he who speaks of puff pastry with reverence be eternally condemned, most bitterly scorned and cast out to take his rightful place in the fiery chasm alongside the overly-loud phone-talker and the cinema-latecomer, period drama creators, tailgaters, OS fanbois, cous-cous eaters and advertising consultants. Glory be to the PIE!"

Did I really write that?

I have no memory of this place [/Gandalf]

Author:  l3v1ck [ Tue Mar 03, 2015 6:25 pm ]
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Yep.
It's been on my Facebook quotes for many a year..

Author:  rustybucket [ Tue Mar 03, 2015 6:42 pm ]
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l3v1ck wrote:
Yep.
It's been on my Facebook quotes for many a year..

Good-ho! 8-)

... although there is a missing colon that's upsetting me ...

Author:  l3v1ck [ Tue Mar 03, 2015 7:12 pm ]
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Well it was a copy and paste, so I'm assuming it was missing from the original.

Author:  rustybucket [ Tue Mar 03, 2015 10:50 pm ]
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l3v1ck wrote:
Well it was a copy and paste, so I'm assuming it was missing from the original.

It was indeed missing from the original - that's what's so irritating.

Author:  MrStevenRogers [ Tue Mar 03, 2015 11:46 pm ]
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love pies ...

i was born in the eastend of London where i was blessed with proper pie and mash shops
they are a bit rare now ...

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