Here is her 10 things that would be different.

10. I'd be the first President to wear eye shadow since Nixon
9. We would only invade fun places like [Mexican holiday resort town] Cabo.
8. Free pie for everybody.
7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.
6. I'd lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance 'Circus Fantasy.'
5. Every Presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.
3. Challenge U.S. to put a nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.
2. Three words: Vice President Diddy.
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.

Taken from here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... ikini.html

I'm only posting this as there will be free pie

What sort of pie? If it's American Apple Pie rather than a meat pie, I'm not interested.

if the Apple pie has plenty of cinnamon and vanilla ice cream Im sold