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After seeing the ranting thread it made me think.

What's the worst think your partner has done? My ex did too many to mention but one that sticks in my mind is when he threw a bottle of nail varnish remover across the living room during a row. The bottle top wasn't screwed on properly and it landed on our new brown leather couch and removed all the colour on the seat cushion. To say I was annoyed is an understatement.

Luckily I found an old man who still dyed leather and he was able to to match the colour.

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Luckily I found an old man who still dyed leather and he was able to to match the colour.

Oh, good lord. That’s invites so many "leaking" and “staining” gags that I think I may have to go away. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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oceanicitl wrote:
Luckily I found an old man who still dyed leather and he was able to to match the colour.

Oh, good lord. That’s invites so many "leaking" and “staining” gags that I think I may have to go away. :lol: :lol: :lol:


Filthy mind :roll:

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Serious stuff? I wouldn't like to go into the details but it ended up with me in A&E.

Not so serious stuff? if I buy a pack of jaffa cakes my other half will eat ALL of them, and not even leave me one, given half a chance. She's lovely but it's obviously her weak spot :D.


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Serious stuff? I wouldn't like to go into the details but it ended up with me in A&E.

Not so serious stuff? if I buy a pack of jaffa cakes my other half will eat ALL of them, and not even leave me one, given half a chance. She's lovely but it's obviously her weak spot :D.


Don't buy any rolos then

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Don't buy any rolos then

I actually make very good rolos (in a non-copyright infringing way of course). I think that may possibly be the reason she sticks around :D


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Don't buy any rolos then

I actually make very good rolos (in a non-copyright infringing way of course). I think that may possibly be the reason she sticks around :D


You spilled the filling?

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Serious stuff? I wouldn't like to go into the details but it ended up with me in A&E.

Not so serious stuff? if I buy a pack of jaffa cakes my other half will eat ALL of them, and not even leave me one, given half a chance. She's lovely but it's obviously her weak spot :D.

I bought a house with my brother and then he lost his job. After a couple of months, I realized it was cheaper to get a take-away or stop at the 8-til-late and buy a pie or something every night on the way home than it was to go shopping, because he scoffed everything before I got a chance. My spirits cabinet was also very quickly empty...

As to my wife, nothing really. She gets loud and complains that I never argue with her. I have a well balanced personality and can see both sides of an argument, so I never really get into an argument.

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You spilled the filling?

:) This is with my current partner. The other thing was many years ago.


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