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Author:  ChurchCat [ Sun Sep 27, 2009 10:28 pm ]
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Million to one chances happen nine times out of ten.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... green.html

Author:  mars-bar-man [ Sun Sep 27, 2009 10:29 pm ]
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ChurchCat wrote:
Million to one chances happen nine times out of ten.

If only that applied to the lottery....

Author:  l3v1ck [ Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:15 am ]
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Hardly news worthy if the odds are only a million to one. I bet that many Golden Delicious are eaten in this country every week or two. We should see this on a regular basis then...

Author:  John_Vella [ Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:37 am ]
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l3v1ck wrote:
Hardly news worthy if the odds are only a million to one. I bet that many Golden Delicious are eaten in this country every week or two. We should see this on a regular basis then...


Given that I've never seen it before I would say that makes it news worthy. :)

Also, for some reason, I initially mis-read your post as...

I bet that many Golden Wonder are eaten in this country every week or two.

And that got me thinking... Does he means packets, or individual crisps?

Hmmm. coffee time. ;)

Author:  HeatherKay [ Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:03 am ]
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I've not seen any Golden Delicious (what a spectacularly inept title for a green sack of crunchy nothingness) in the stores for ages.

Author:  Linux_User [ Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:10 am ]
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Granny Smith & Pink Lady apples FTMFW!

Author:  onemac [ Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:22 am ]
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Linux_User wrote:
Granny Smith & Pink Lady apples FTMFW!

+1 and possibly Braeburn as well :D

Al

Author:  HeatherKay [ Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:31 am ]
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Definitely Braeburns. Without question.

We're having to eat Pink Ladies this week, because Morrisons has decreed they will only stock locally-sourced apples at the mo.

Author:  Fogmeister [ Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:32 am ]
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I like Braeburn and Royal Gala.

Author:  veato [ Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:44 am ]
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You are all wrong. You all fail. Your apples are rubbish.

ROYAL GALA FTW!!!

Author:  Fogmeister [ Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:51 am ]
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veato wrote:
You are all wrong. You all fail. Your apples are rubbish.

ROYAL GALA FTW!!!

Erm...
Fogmeister wrote:
I like Braeburn and Royal Gala.


:D

Author:  phantombudgie [ Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:43 am ]
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mars-bar-man wrote:
ChurchCat wrote:
Million to one chances happen nine times out of ten.

If only that applied to the lottery....


Yes, but there is also an interesting scene in Guards! Guards! where the watchmen are trying to kill the dragon, and they discuss the importance of the odds.

"a million-to-one chance, but it just might work" - sounds right
"a 947361-to-one chance, but it just might work" - not a hope

Therefore, it will only work if the odds are PRECISELY 1,000,000 to one.

Author:  paulzolo [ Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:30 am ]
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HeatherKay wrote:
Definitely Braeburns. Without question.

We're having to eat Pink Ladies this week, because Morrisons has decreed they will only stock locally-sourced apples at the mo.


Pink Lady apples were being handed out free in the town centre a few months back. That was rather nice.

Author:  ChurchCat [ Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:11 pm ]
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phantombudgie wrote:
Yes, but there is also an interesting scene in Guards! Guards! where the watchmen are trying to kill the dragon, and they discuss the importance of the odds.

"a million-to-one chance, but it just might work" - sounds right
"a 947361-to-one chance, but it just might work" - not a hope


Pratchet is a genius. End of.

Author:  Paul1965 [ Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:18 pm ]
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Braeburn apples are the best. 8-)

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