http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgn2jugK_Hk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jzg1rHdCZ60&feature=related

Can anyone translate what the child in the second video is saying?
When I play computer games I get very animated and start swearing a lot, regardless of who's about.
I've also been known to throw the mouse at the screen, stomp on my footrest so hard that it's broken and thump my keyboard so hard that keys have pinged off it.
I don't ever think I've punched a wall though and if I have it certainly wouldn't be a solid wall.

Mark

That second vid is quite old and gets used as much as (and for the same reason as) the Hitler subtitled video.

Got no sound at work to hear the first one thoguh

He can't get into it, after playing it for 17 hours! And it sucks... + he has hit the wall!

Edit: 2nd one:

Start the [LIFTED] game!

Get the [LIFTED] on with it, I want to finally start playing!

WHAT!

START THE [LIFTED] GAME!

START... THE... DAMNED... GAME... YOU.... ARSEHOLE!

I'll only tell you once more, go...

Out of the way! (pushes CDs etc. from the desk)

Argh!

What was that? Oh my God, what was that?!?!

I just want to play!

Ahhh!

Quick, start!

(After the gun pictures...)

Now it's starting, now it's starting...

Now it's starting, now it's starting, now it's starting

Play, you jerk!

I want to finally play!

It's loading, it's loading! (rests head on keyboard)

When it loads, I have to wait, I don't want to wait, I want to play!

Think positive, I need to think positive.

Now it's starting

Now it's starting. ahahahahahaha

Yeah, yeah, take that! Yes, I've killed him!

wooah, wooah

Go, go, go...

Take that, take that, [LIFTED]!

You [LIFTED]

AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH! AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH! ERROR!!!! AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH! ARRRGGGGHHH!

No, no!

Yes, yes, I'm clicking on Fire!

wooah! wooahh!

Oh, the Escape key...

The Escape key is missing!

Where is it? Where is it?

Cries (looks under desk)

Where is it? Where is it?

So, it is going into support, it is opening support... I don't need any help! (Definitely not true! Anger management would be a good first step! :lo.: )

wooahhahaha, woohahaha

The H key, so, so , the H key...

So, now I can carry on...

Noooo, that can't be so!

I'll kill him, I'll kill him

I'll kill him! Yeaaahhh!

Wooahahahaha! I killed him, I killed him!

Yeah, I killed them all!

Yeahhh! (shakes head from side to side)

Woooahhaha! Eat that you son of a whore!

I'll get you, I'll get you, I'll simply shoot you!

That can't get true, no, that can't be right, he's shooting at me!

No, no, no! (The rest was too difficult to understand, but basically, "that wasn't fair")



It looks like he was playing Wolfenstein or Doom under MS-DOS, by the sounds in the background...

Okay, I never realised that. Soz.

Mark

No probs

You will never know unless people tell you

I do like it though

Yip, that's me when I've come close to completing a GTA mission only for the character to do something retarded onscreen, or the in-game police to actually drag you out of the car you're about to escape and complete the mission in etc

It gets bad, along the lines of: 'Oh, you FCUKTARD C**T!' at great volume