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Author:  Fogmeister [ Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Who would you choose?
Imagine you were digging in your local park and unearthed the USS Enterprise. (C'mon! I said imagine!)

You step inside to find it is completely deserted but after a few minutes tinkering you manage to get the warp core going and you find that all systems are still functioning!

WooHoo!

Now, you are obviously going to be the captain, but you have to select your crew. Friends and living famous people are all allowed, no fictional characters.

Who would you choose?

The roles you have to fill are...

Captain: Yourself, obviously.
First Officer (Riker):
Security (Worf):
Engineering (LaForge):
Science Officer (Data):
Medical Officer (no EMH allowed) (Crusher):
Navigation (Seven? - Voyager):
Comms (Uhura - Original series):
Helmsman (Wesley Crusher):
Transporter Chief (O'Brien):
Ship's Counsellor (Troi):
Chef (Neelix - Voyager):

So...

Who would you take?
Author:  John_Vella [ Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Who would you choose?
Although I'm tempted to put Mrs. V's name next to all of the posts, as she claims she has to do everything, I'll go with...

Fogmeister wrote:
Captain: Yourself, obviously.
First Officer (Riker): Archbishop Desmond Tu-Tu, (only because I want to call him Number One-One) ;) :P :roll:
Security (Worf): Hulk Hogan
Engineering (LaForge): Suzi Perry
Science Officer (Data): Brian Blessed. He probably doesn't know anything about science, but you've gotta love the voice!
Medical Officer (no EMH allowed) (Crusher): Dr. Lewis, (My old GP and a very nice man)
Navigation (Seven? - Voyager): Jon Bentley
Comms (Uhura - Original series): Ian Paisley, (what will the aliens make of that accent!?)
Helmsman (Wesley Crusher): Megan Foxx, just because she's nice to look at.
Transporter Chief (O'Brien): James May, (you need someone who's going to get it right here, or people die)
Ship's Counsellor (Troi): Undecided, but I am considering what's his name, the dog whisperer
Chef (Neelix - Voyager): Gordon Ramsay, (cooking and swearing FTW!)


As you can probably tell, I didn't take this too seriously ;)
Author:  davrosG5 [ Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Who would you choose?
Surely it depends which Enterprise it is.

If it's the TNG era one then you don't have a comms officer (for some bizzare reason the tactical office does that job). Plus, if you have enough anti-matter and dilithium kicking around you don't need a chef either. Plus anything from Voyager era onwards will have an integral EMH, possibly the mark 2 (Andy Dick :shock: ). If the EMH is knackered then so are large parts of the ships computer.
Author:  oceanicitl [ Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Who would you choose?
John_Vella wrote:
Although I'm tempted to put Mrs. V's name next to all of the posts, as she claims she has to do everything, I'll go with...


Ha! Love it. Mrs V is quite right of course.
Author:  pcernie [ Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Who would you choose?
I wish I knew more about Star Trek now :(
Author:  Fogmeister [ Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Who would you choose?
davrosG5 wrote:
Surely it depends which Enterprise it is.

If it's the TNG era one then you don't have a comms officer (for some bizzare reason the tactical office does that job). Plus, if you have enough anti-matter and dilithium kicking around you don't need a chef either. Plus anything from Voyager era onwards will have an integral EMH, possibly the mark 2 (Andy Dick :shock: ). If the EMH is knackered then so are large parts of the ships computer.

LOL, OK I'll let you use the replicators instead of a chef.

And lets call it Tactical/comms then :D

You're quite right though :D

The ship I was thinking of was the USS Enterprise NCC-1701-d Galaxy-class :D if that clears things up :D

So Replicators are good but EMH is a no-no.
Author:  timark_uk [ Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Who would you choose?
Fogmeister wrote:
The ship I was thinking of was the USS Enterprise NCC-1701-d Galaxy-class :D if that clears things up :D
It must also be post season one as Tasha Yar was security officer before Worf got his promotion.

Mark
Author:  timark_uk [ Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Who would you choose?
Fogmeister wrote:
The roles you have to fill are...

Captain: Yourself, obviously.

Fogmeister wrote:
First Officer (Riker):
Konnie Huk
Fogmeister wrote:
Security (Worf):
Michelle Yeoh/Claudia Black
Fogmeister wrote:
Engineering (LaForge):
Adam Savage
Fogmeister wrote:
Science Officer (Data):
Stephen Hawking
Fogmeister wrote:
Medical Officer (no EMH allowed) (Crusher):
Gigi Edgley
Fogmeister wrote:
Navigation (Seven? - Voyager):
Vicki Butler Henderson
Fogmeister wrote:
Comms (Uhura - Original series):
Melissa George
Fogmeister wrote:
Helmsman (Wesley Crusher):
Billie Piper
Fogmeister wrote:
Transporter Chief (O'Brien):
Kari Byron
Fogmeister wrote:
Ship's Counsellor (Troi):
Gabriel Byrne (See In Treatment)
Fogmeister wrote:
Chef (Neelix - Voyager):
Nigella Lawson

Mark
Author:  oceanicitl [ Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Who would you choose?
timark_uk wrote:
Chef (Neelix - Voyager):Nigella Lawson


Good choice
Author:  EddArmitage [ Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Who would you choose?
timark_uk wrote:
Fogmeister wrote:
Medical Officer (no EMH allowed) (Crusher):
Gigi Edgley

But what if you need to diagnose something tricky? It could be lupus!
Author:  timark_uk [ Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Who would you choose?
Hmm, GH could be second in command or even joint officer.
Good call Edd. Again.

Mark
Author:  EddArmitage [ Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Who would you choose?
timark_uk wrote:
Hmm, GH could be second in command or even joint officer.
Good call Edd. Again.

I'm still pondering my choices. Maybe tonight. And then editted lots for the next twenty years.
Author:  EddArmitage [ Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Who would you choose?
timark_uk wrote:
Hmm, GH could be second in command or even joint officer.
Good call Edd. Again.

Scrap that. No fictional characters. Can I take Hugh Laurie instead?
Author:  timark_uk [ Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Who would you choose?
EddArmitage wrote:
Can I take Hugh Laurie instead?
Of course!

Mark
Author:  EddArmitage [ Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Who would you choose?
timark_uk wrote:
EddArmitage wrote:
Can I take Hugh Laurie instead?
Of course!

His dad was an Olympic-gold-medal-winning Dr, and he must have picked some stuff up from working on House. And he's damn funny!
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