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Nick
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:36 pm
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Location: Portsmouth
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What fails have our forumites witnessed/been a part of recently? I was just opening a bottle of cyder with my lighter when my hand slipped and I sliced my hand open. It REALLY hurts, and it's right on the knuckle so it keeps opening up the wound when I close my fist.  _________________
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fakesnake
Occasionally has a life
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:30 am
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Location: lost in the wilderness
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Hi, use your other hand, then you will not have to close your fist 
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm
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Location: Belfast
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Standing in Sainsburys talking away to my three year old nephew like, 'Your mummy's taking ages, isn't she?', and 'So what's Santa bringing you?' I had completely failed to notice that he was standing there literally pissing himself  _________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
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leeds_manc
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:19 pm
Posts: 5071
Location: Manchester
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I'm glad I'm not a child any more, it can be quite stressful. Mind you having said that...
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Spreadie
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:06 pm
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Location: IoW
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Just the other day, an idiot in a VW Corrado nearly crashed into me, because he was driving like a pillock in icy conditions. Thankfully, we never made contact, and I sat there while he five-pointed it around, shaking my head and muttering "dickhead". I had completey forgotten my four year old was in the back and spent the next 15 minutes trying to stop him from saying "dickhead".
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big_D
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:25 pm
Posts: 10691
Location: Bramsche
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Idiots trying to drive without winter tyres on!
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belchingmatt
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 3:16 am
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Location: Middle Earth
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+1 for the drivers who think that scraping a tiny peep hole through the ice on their windscreen is adequate.
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JJW009
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:58 pm
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Location: behind the sofa
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I've just done something quite similar, without the excuse of alcohol being involved. Pulling a cable through a hole; it was a bit stuck so I gave it a good yank... and left half my knuckles on the brickwork when it came free. "Ouch" I said. And from the other thread: I guess we do now  _________________jonbwfc's law: "In any forum thread someone will, no matter what the subject, mention Firefly." When you're feeling too silly for x404, youRwired.net
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big_D
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:25 pm
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Location: Bramsche
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 From failblog.org
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Linux_User
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Tue May 05, 2009 3:29 pm
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Got a bit amorous with the missus too soon after surgery and busted open my stitches. Whoops!
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veato
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:17 am
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Location: Nottingham
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Changing the wheel on the car, hand slipped, removed all signs and traces of skin from 1 x knuckle (ok, not quite as severe as that but I am a bloke, i'm on deaths door when I get a cold!)
Didnt swear oddly.
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Angelic
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:16 pm
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Location: Leeds, UK
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Watching batman, ran up the stairs to go to the loo, started doing my thing and then noticed the slats on the window-blind were moving strangely and they started moving towards me violently.
Next think I know i'm waking up on the floor, pee everywhere with my housemates knocking on the door asking if I was alright.
Yup. I fainted. Out cold for over 5 seconds ^_^
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Nick
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:36 pm
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Location: Portsmouth
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Haha that's a good one angelic!
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