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Author:  Nick [ Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:33 pm ]
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What fails have our forumites witnessed/been a part of recently?

I was just opening a bottle of cyder with my lighter when my hand slipped and I sliced my hand open. It REALLY hurts, and it's right on the knuckle so it keeps opening up the wound when I close my fist. :roll:
Author:  fakesnake [ Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:41 pm ]
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Hi, use your other hand, then you will not have to close your fist ;)
Author:  pcernie [ Fri Dec 18, 2009 11:33 pm ]
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Standing in Sainsburys talking away to my three year old nephew like, 'Your mummy's taking ages, isn't she?', and 'So what's Santa bringing you?'

I had completely failed to notice that he was standing there literally pissing himself :oops:
Author:  leeds_manc [ Fri Dec 18, 2009 11:50 pm ]
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I'm glad I'm not a child any more, it can be quite stressful. Mind you having said that...
Author:  Spreadie [ Sat Dec 19, 2009 11:41 am ]
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Just the other day, an idiot in a VW Corrado nearly crashed into me, because he was driving like a pillock in icy conditions.

Thankfully, we never made contact, and I sat there while he five-pointed it around, shaking my head and muttering "dickhead". I had completey forgotten my four year old was in the back and spent the next 15 minutes trying to stop him from saying "dickhead". :oops:
Author:  big_D [ Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:35 pm ]
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Idiots trying to drive without winter tyres on! :roll:
Author:  belchingmatt [ Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:43 pm ]
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big_D wrote:
Idiots trying to drive without winter tyres on! :roll:


+1 for the drivers who think that scraping a tiny peep hole through the ice on their windscreen is adequate.
Author:  JJW009 [ Sat Dec 19, 2009 1:32 pm ]
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Nick wrote:
What fails have our forumites witnessed/been a part of recently?

I was just opening a bottle of cyder with my lighter when my hand slipped and I sliced my hand open. It REALLY hurts, and it's right on the knuckle so it keeps opening up the wound when I close my fist. :roll:

I've just done something quite similar, without the excuse of alcohol being involved.

Pulling a cable through a hole; it was a bit stuck so I gave it a good yank... and left half my knuckles on the brickwork when it came free.

"Ouch" I said.

And from the other thread:

JJW009 wrote:
When configuring network thingies, it's best not to break the one you're using for remote access to the mission critical server in a secure facility in Docklands. Especially when it's snowing and you're 70 miles away. Aaarggg! One careless click followed by 5 hours of panicking. . .

Didn't we have a "What was the stupidest thing you done today?" thread, or was that the old place?

I guess we do now :lol:
Author:  big_D [ Sun Dec 20, 2009 4:07 pm ]
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Image
From failblog.org :lol:
Author:  Linux_User [ Sun Dec 20, 2009 4:10 pm ]
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Got a bit amorous with the missus too soon after surgery and busted open my stitches. Whoops!
Author:  veato [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:11 am ]
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Changing the wheel on the car, hand slipped, removed all signs and traces of skin from 1 x knuckle (ok, not quite as severe as that but I am a bloke, i'm on deaths door when I get a cold!)

Didnt swear oddly.
Author:  Angelic [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:25 am ]
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Watching batman, ran up the stairs to go to the loo, started doing my thing and then noticed the slats on the window-blind were moving strangely and they started moving towards me violently.

Next think I know i'm waking up on the floor, pee everywhere with my housemates knocking on the door asking if I was alright.

Yup. I fainted. Out cold for over 5 seconds ^_^
Author:  Nick [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:14 am ]
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Haha that's a good one angelic!
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