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Author:  Coref [ Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Time for a bit of pun
"Chinese police were held in a hour-long stand-off with a suspected suicide bomber only to find the man was armed with sausages."

Time for some puns, let's have em...

Suicide bomb goes off with a banger.
Author:  John_Vella [ Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:25 pm ]
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I'd assume that the police would give him a grilling... :roll:
Author:  pcernie [ Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:31 pm ]
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Didn't know whether he was blown up or stuffed?
Author:  bobbdobbs [ Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:32 pm ]
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he was the wurst bomber ever
Author:  leeds_manc [ Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:35 pm ]
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String em up I say!
Author:  John_Vella [ Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:44 pm ]
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It doesn't say what the sausages were made of but these puns are offal! :lol:
Author:  Coref [ Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:45 pm ]
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The Sausage Suicide Bomber told Police that he had nothing Toulouse.
Author:  Coref [ Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:47 pm ]
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Police deny reports that the Sausage Bomber was put up in the Saveloy Hotel.
Author:  pcernie [ Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:11 pm ]
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Police deny reports that they were desperate to get their hands on the portrait of the Fallen Madonna With the Big Boobies.
Author:  belchingmatt [ Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:14 pm ]
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In other news a Chinese family was killed today by an explosion in their kitchen. The Police are treating the circumstances as sauspicious.
Author:  EddArmitage [ Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:20 pm ]
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belchingmatt wrote:
In other news a Chinese family was killed today by an explosion in their kitchen. The Police are treating the circumstances as sauspicious.

By a strange coincidence a frenchman had a hand grenade lobbed into his kitchen resulting in linoleum blownapart.
Author:  l3v1ck [ Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:50 pm ]
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pcernie wrote:
Police deny reports that they were desperate to get their hands on the portrait of the Fallen Madonna With the Big Boobies.

Blimey that's a very old reference. :shock: :roll:
Author:  pcernie [ Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:26 pm ]
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l3v1ck wrote:
pcernie wrote:
Police deny reports that they were desperate to get their hands on the portrait of the Fallen Madonna With the Big Boobies.

Blimey that's a very old reference. :shock: :roll:


And yet you got it ;)

I'm a very old 27, that, and the BBC are still showing 'Allo 'Allo :lol:
Author:  l3v1ck [ Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:59 pm ]
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pcernie wrote:
I'm a very old 27
Young whippersnapper.
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