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| Author: | james016 [ Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Friday Fun: Sleep Talking Man (NSFW) |
http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/ A woman has recorded all the things her husband Adam says while he is asleep. "Badger tickling: proceed with caution" "Awesome. Teddy bears bungie jumping." "I demand compensation in cola bottles. Lots of fizzy cola bottles. In one lump sum." "This fish has got big floppy lips. Floppy lips. Fishy kissy fishy kissy. Oop, took one on the mouth! Not nice. Some are NSFW due to the bad language but hysterical. |
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| Author: | oceanicitl [ Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Friday Fun: Sleep Talking Man (NSFW) |
That's hysterical! "By the way, washing in rose water doesn't stop you smelling like a piece of sh1t." |
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| Author: | timark_uk [ Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Friday Fun: Sleep Talking Man (NSFW) |
Comedic goldmine! Excellent link. (8+D Mark |
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| Author: | rustybucket [ Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:53 pm ] | |||||||||
| Post subject: | Re: Friday Fun: Sleep Talking Man (NSFW) | |||||||||
Magic.
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| Author: | oceanicitl [ Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Friday Fun: Sleep Talking Man (NSFW) |
I'm in tears here! |
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| Author: | davrosG5 [ Fri Jan 08, 2010 6:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Friday Fun: Sleep Talking Man (NSFW) |
That is frankly brilliant. It's like Charlie Brooker and the Fast Show (amongst others) climbed in his brain and took control. |
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| Author: | jonbwfc [ Fri Jan 08, 2010 6:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Friday Fun: Sleep Talking Man (NSFW) |
"Stop the panther!" <falls off chair> |
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| Author: | John_Vella [ Fri Jan 08, 2010 7:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Friday Fun: Sleep Talking Man (NSFW) |
Very funny 
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| Author: | james016 [ Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Friday Fun: Sleep Talking Man (NSFW) |
[quite suddenly, upon waking] "Get the python!" |
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| Author: | vitaminz [ Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Friday Fun: Sleep Talking Man (NSFW) |
"My brother calls you a [LIFTED]. Not me. I didn't do it. My BROTHER did." |
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| Author: | pcernie [ Sat Jan 09, 2010 1:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Friday Fun: Sleep Talking Man (NSFW) |
"I've got a really terrible terrible feeling about this custard tart. Terrible." It's like a great comedy form of Tourettes 
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| Author: | big_D [ Sat Jan 09, 2010 5:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Friday Fun: Sleep Talking Man (NSFW) |
"I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat." |
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| Author: | davrosG5 [ Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:55 am ] | ||||||||||||||||||
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Seems perfectly reasonable to me. I think my favourite was this little gem though
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| Author: | EddArmitage [ Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Friday Fun: Sleep Talking Man (NSFW) |
Apparently I was talking in my sleep on Thursday night. |
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| Author: | oceanicitl [ Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:55 am ] | |||||||||
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And what did you say?? No point telling us half a story. |
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