I seem to remember there being a thread for this but I can't find it now.

Anyway, get the ringtones here...

http://www.voeveo.com/member/sleeptalkinman/works

I've bookmarked the site. It is excellent.

http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

Most of my favourites are on the T-shirts already, but there's always these-

"You can't be a pirate if you haven't got a beard. I said so. MY boat, MY rules."

"Don't... Don't put the noodles and the dumplings together in the boat. They'll fight! The noodles are bullies. Poor dumplings."

"Oh, we're going to be late for the pogo ballet, stop it!"

Narcoleptics rolling stones cover.