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Author:  okenobi [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:30 pm ]
Post subject:  MSN Dating tips
Comments?

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Author:  Assassin8or [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:35 pm ]
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Not bad, although it needs some further explanation in places. The more you understand the more likely you are to avoid hidden pitfalls that they don't cover.
Author:  finlay666 [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 2:27 pm ]
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"Does this rag smell of Chloroform?" is not an acceptable chat-up line
neither is
"Does this drink taste of Rohypnol?"
Author:  okenobi [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 2:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: MSN Dating tips
Be handy to know what Rohypnol tastes of though ;)

Maybe I should've posted this in KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK's thread?! I thought it was quite a long list compared with:

1) You don't ever speak to women
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Author:  belchingmatt [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 4:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: MSN Dating tips
Originally rohypnol was clear and tasteless, but now for obvious reasons they add unappealing colours and tastes.
Author:  finlay666 [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:53 pm ]
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belchingmatt wrote:
Originally rohypnol was clear and tasteless, but now for obvious reasons they add unappealing colours and tastes.


Like Alcopops? ;)
Author:  Fogmeister [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:12 pm ]
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finlay666 wrote:
belchingmatt wrote:
Originally rohypnol was clear and tasteless, but now for obvious reasons they add unappealing colours and tastes.


Like Alcopops? ;)

ROFL!
Author:  EddArmitage [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: MSN Dating tips
There's no mention of chips. JV will not approve.
Author:  TheFrenchun [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:49 pm ]
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It's better to appreciate a girls outfit or haircut or shoes more than her features because she chose those, not her body ;)
Author:  soddit112 [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:53 pm ]
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The one about fart jokes is utter nonsense. I made a fart joke last night, it wasnt even a particularly good one, and both girls within earshot burst out laughing :D
Author:  TheFrenchun [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:56 pm ]
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soddit112 wrote:
The one about fart jokes is utter nonsense. I made a fart joke last night, it wasnt even a particularly good one, and both girls within earshot burst out laughing :D

I wouldn't call you back if you did that to me. You better pretty comfy with the girl to do that :lol:
Author:  soddit112 [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:15 pm ]
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TheFrenchun wrote:
soddit112 wrote:
The one about fart jokes is utter nonsense. I made a fart joke last night, it wasnt even a particularly good one, and both girls within earshot burst out laughing :D

I wouldn't call you back if you did that to me. You better pretty comfy with the girl to do that :lol:


one was my girlfriend, the other was a girl i have been friends with, and regularly spammed on facebook with, for about 2 years, so yes they are both used to it XD

we were about 2 hours into a 5 hour pub crawl anyway, no idea how much we had all drunk by then ^^
Author:  John_Vella [ Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:14 am ]
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EddArmitage wrote:
There's no mention of chips. JV will not approve.


You may not appreciate chips Edd, but have you tried French Fries?

Did you see what I did there? ;) :P

No? Neither did I :roll: :lol:
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