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I took a notion to actually look at my junk folder and found this little beauty:

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Foreign & Commonwealth Office (FCO),
King Charles Street,
London, SW3A 2AH,
United Kingdom.

Our Ref: ATM/00778/FCO.
Dear successful candidate,

Good day. I am The Rt (Hon) David Miliband MP, Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs. During the recently held Conference on Global Economic Crunch, in London, the British Prime Minister, The Rt (Hon) Gordon Brown, approved your name and other foreigners, to receive a financial compensation from the funds released by the UK government to reduce the World Financial Crisis. The money allocated to you is currently available in a VISA-type ATM card. Therefore, this letter is to officially inform you that (ATM Card Number 4800010144556790) has been issued in your favour. Your Personal Identification Number is (477). The VISA Card is worth £3,000,000.00. This is the amount you are expected to have in your VISA-type ATM card which you will receive from us.

This office will send to you the ATM CARD of the above amount and you are allowed to make withdraws from any ATM Machine Centre or Visa card outlets worldwide but with a maximum amount of £5,000 daily. In addition, you are urgently requested to re-confirm your details in order to start the processing of your ATM card. The important details required are;

(1) Full names: (2) Home Address: (3) Country: (4) Nationality: (5) Phone #: (6) Age: (7) Occupation: (8) Next-of-Kin: and (9) Phone number:

The information requested above must be sent to us quickly and you can trust that the details you are making available to us will be treated with strictest confidence and your ATM card postage will be perfectly secured. You are warned not to unfold the content of this official message to anyone until you have received the ATM card at your home address, in order to prevent impostors. Good luck.

Regards,
The Rt (Hon) David Miliband MP,
Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs,
British Foreign & Commonwealth Office (FCO).


:lol:

I wish it was from Miliband, I'd tell him what a pair of ineffective tw@s him and his brother are :twisted:

Anyone else got any M&S-quality spam recently? :)

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Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:09 pm
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I got one offering me a “Russian Queen”. Make of that what you will.

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Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:14 pm
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paulzolo wrote:
I got one offering me a “Russian Queen”. Make of that what you will.


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Quick, see if the offer's still good! ;)

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Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:18 pm
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pcernie wrote:
paulzolo wrote:
I got one offering me a “Russian Queen”. Make of that what you will.


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Quick, see if the offer's still good! ;)


LMFTFY. :lol:

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I wouldn't visit any sushi outlets for a while if I were you - and avoid anyone with an umbrella :lol:

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Subject: You’ve heard of Slattery the Author?

Content: How about a Russian bride?

:D

What is bizarre combination.

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