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Author:  brataccas [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Other humans disgusting traits???
As you already know I like to compare my not normal self to other normal beings :shock: One thing I find absaloutly facinating is how normal people consider it bad mannered to burp whilst eating. I reckon its a load of crap cos if you say "excuse me" then you are only saying a word after it, doesnt really mean anything etc, Yet why is it socially "acceptable" for humans to eat and drink the way they do? Ive studied this and I see it everywhere, for example when people eat its as though they make the best effort to make as much noise as possible, even worse when you hear them breathing :roll: same goes for tea drinkers, I hate the disgusting way people "slurp" hot drinks :evil: whenever I drink hot drinks I can manage to drink it without making a single sound, so why is this not deemed as "bad manners"???? is it normal to slurp? IMO I see a short burp more polite than slurping :evil: grrrr What traits have humans on here seen that annoys? :shock: Also with the food thing eating crisps for example, I hate how people make a racket by rustling and then crunching so loud it just makes me want to smack them over the head with a wooden baseball bat or something, If im in a cafe with crisps I often empty the crisps onto my plate and eat them so I dont make a sound, is this eccentric etc? :shock:
Author:  Spreadie [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:53 pm ]
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Yeah, the only thing I hate more than burpers and slurpers is a gigantic wall of text. ;)
Author:  forquare1 [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Other humans disgusting traits???
Noises generally aren't acceptable either, but they are usually less audible than a burp.

Talking about etiquette and stuff, I irrationally get annoyed when people wear hats indoors...

As for disgusting traits, when people wear the same clothes one too many times...
Author:  davrosG5 [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:02 pm ]
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People who eat with their mouth open/don't see anything wrong with peppering the person opposite with what they happen to be chomping.
Author:  JJW009 [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Other humans disgusting traits???
People who leave the toilet seat down.

It only takes half a second to put it up, and it's really disgusting to be confronted with a closed lid hiding unknown horrors.

The seat should be up, so you can see that everything is clean.

Seat down says "My arse was here. I made a pooh and left a bit just for you. Approach at your peril".
Author:  ProfessorF [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Other humans disgusting traits???
JJW009 wrote:
The seat should be up, so you can see that everything is clean.


Never!
(You clearly don't live in a house with women.)
After years of being taught to replace the seat in the downward position, I've taken to closing the thing entirely.
It is not an excuse to leave it unclean.
It does, however, level the playing field vis a vis having to lift the seat before you can use it.
Author:  Fogmeister [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Other humans disgusting traits???
ProfessorF wrote:
JJW009 wrote:
The seat should be up, so you can see that everything is clean.


Never!
(You clearly don't live in a house with women.)
After years of being taught to replace the seat in the downward position, I've taken to closing the thing entirely.
It is not an excuse to leave it unclean.
It does, however, level the playing field vis a vis having to lift the seat before you can use it.

In Malaysia there are signs in the toilets (in a hostel I stayed in) asking women to remember to leave the toilet seat up.

It is far more hygienic.

RE levelling the playing field. When men go to the toilet for a number 1 they stand in front of the toilet and go about their business without actually ever touching the toilet. When women do the same thing they have to sit down at which point they cover the seat in what can only be described as their arse.

Why then is it left to the men to have to grab the part of the toilet that the women rub their arse into in order to do the same thing?!

It makes far more sense to leave the toilet seat up.
Author:  rustybucket [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Other humans disgusting traits???
  • Holding your pint with your right hand so you can't shake hands
  • Blowing your nose in public - would you wipe your arse in public?
  • Wearing outdoor shoes in the house
  • Leaving outdoor shoes or socks in communal rooms
  • Leaving bags on dining tables or on seats - tables are for food and and seats for people
  • Talking to someone who's trying to read
  • Voting Conservative
  • Not voting
  • Wearing foundation - you taste like rock-dust
  • Hair extensions
  • Hair straighteners & straightened hair - it looks crap
  • Bleach blonde hair / blonde highlights / that stupid girl-quiff "Something about Mary" thing - as above
  • Leggings, ra-ra skirts - as above
  • Putting too much skin on show
  • Letting the rest of us see your thong
  • Wearing a suit jacket with jeans, untucked shirt, or trainers
  • Snogging in public
  • Wearing high-heels on wooden floors
  • Watching X-factor / assuming the rest of us do
  • Using all the hot water
  • Being late - at all, ever. Just don't do it.
  • Ringing and not leaving an answerphone message
  • People who think that generalisations are never valid
  • Men being sexist
  • Women being sexist about men. If I'm not allowed then neither are you, wench
  • Women being allowed to work in whatever clothes they want when the men have to wear a tie
  • (Certain) Women that can't cope without chocolate and have the brass neck to call someone else an addict
  • Wives berating/ threatening/ humiliating their husbands in public
  • Wedding present lists
  • Birthday/Christmas gift lists
  • Keytones on mobile phones - turn them off!
  • Talking when someone else is speaking esp. in meetings
  • Ripping the crossword out of the communal newspaper - photocopy it!
  • Starting an argument and then saying "whatever" when you realise you're wrong
  • Asking a technical question and then not listening to the technical answer
  • Needlessly repeating information that you've already told me
  • Changing the language in an OS and not then putting it back
  • Installing toolbars in Firefox
  • The blanket assumption that just because you like your child, the rest of us do. We don't. Shut the little sh*t up before I do.
  • Parents who don't discipline their kids
  • Pets.
  • Animals in the house
  • The TV set being the focus of the living room
  • Market researchers, Mormons, JWs, street evangelists, canvassers, leafleters for nightclubs - F*** OFF!
  • Litter
  • Middle/outside lane sitting
  • Tailgating
  • Not letting buses pull out
  • Not giving way
  • Pulling out and then slowing down
  • Pulling out and then slowing down when there's nothing behind me
  • Sitting in the outside lane and then cutting in just before a junction / lane closure
  • People who beep/tailgate if you don't do the speed limit
  • Speeding

That'll do for now

JJW009 wrote:
The seat should be up, so you can see that everything is clean.

Yes! All aboard the Win-raft!

If I can lift it to piss, you can put it down
Author:  belchingmatt [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Other humans disgusting traits???
Toilet seat and lid down.
Author:  Amnesia10 [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Other humans disgusting traits???
rustybucket wrote:
  • Holding your pint with your right hand so you can't shake hands
  • Blowing your nose in public - would you wipe your arse in public?
  • Wearing outdoor shoes in the house
  • Leaving outdoor shoes or socks in communal rooms
  • Leaving bags on dining tables or on seats - tables are for food and and seats for people
  • Talking to someone who's trying to read
  • Voting Conservative
  • Not voting
  • Wearing foundation - you taste like rock-dust
  • Hair extensions
  • Hair straighteners & straightened hair - it looks crap
  • Bleach blonde hair / blonde highlights / that stupid girl-quiff "Something about Mary" thing - as above
  • Leggings, ra-ra skirts - as above
  • Putting too much skin on show
  • Letting the rest of us see your thong
  • Wearing a suit jacket with jeans, untucked shirt, or trainers
  • Snogging in public
  • Wearing high-heels on wooden floors
  • Watching X-factor / assuming the rest of us do
  • Using all the hot water
  • Being late - at all, ever. Just don't do it.
  • Ringing and not leaving an answerphone message
  • People who think that generalisations are never valid
  • Men being sexist
  • Women being sexist about men. If I'm not allowed then neither are you, wench
  • Women being allowed to work in whatever clothes they want when the men have to wear a tie
  • (Certain) Women that can't cope without chocolate and have the brass neck to call someone else an addict
  • Wives berating/ threatening/ humiliating their husbands in public
  • Wedding present lists
  • Birthday/Christmas gift lists
  • Keytones on mobile phones - turn them off!
  • Talking when someone else is speaking esp. in meetings
  • Ripping the crossword out of the communal newspaper - photocopy it!
  • Starting an argument and then saying "whatever" when you realise you're wrong
  • Asking a technical question and then not listening to the technical answer
  • Needlessly repeating information that you've already told me
  • Changing the language in an OS and not then putting it back
  • Installing toolbars in Firefox
  • The blanket assumption that just because you like your child, the rest of us do. We don't. Shut the little sh*t up before I do.
  • Parents who don't discipline their kids
  • Pets.
  • Animals in the house
  • The TV set being the focus of the living room
  • Market researchers, Mormons, JWs, street evangelists, canvassers, leafleters for nightclubs - F*** OFF!
  • Litter
  • Middle/outside lane sitting
  • Tailgating
  • Not letting buses pull out
  • Not giving way
  • Pulling out and then slowing down
  • Pulling out and then slowing down when there's nothing behind me
  • Sitting in the outside lane and then cutting in just before a junction / lane closure
  • People who beep/tailgate if you don't do the speed limit
  • Speeding

That'll do for now

Are you completely sure. It seems you have a lot you want to get off your chest.
Author:  rustybucket [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:48 pm ]
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Amnesia10 wrote:
Are you completely sure. It seems you have a lot you want to get off your chest.

I spend my life permanently annoyed.

That's just a sample :oops:
Author:  ProfessorF [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Other humans disgusting traits???
I'm curious -

rustybucket wrote:
[*]Wearing foundation - you taste like rock-dust


1. I struggle to bring to mind the taste of rock dust.
2. I'm not entirely sure you should be tasting the skin of women that are using make-up.
Certainly not without prior consent, in which case, surely you knew what you're getting into in the first place?
:?
Author:  brataccas [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Other humans disgusting traits???
One thing I forgot to mention is whenever people drink for example fizzy drinks, some go "aaaahhh" at the end? whats the f***ing point??? I get big time irritated whenever I see and hear this. It's as though they are rubbing it in with the disgusting sound to wind me up :evil: :evil: :evil: Them types should be shot and I can safely say that I have never EVER done that stupid trait ever, extremly bad mannered and f**king annoying :x

edit: wow whenever I read my own posts I come across a right lunatic :shock:
Author:  l3v1ck [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:16 pm ]
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rustybucket wrote:
[list][*]Holding your pint with your right hand so you can't shake hands
[*]Blowing your nose in public - would you wipe your arse in public?
[*]Wearing outdoor shoes in the house
[*]Leaving outdoor shoes or socks in communal rooms
[*]Leaving bags on dining tables or on seats - tables are for food and and seats for people
[*]Talking to someone who's trying to read
[*]Voting Conservative
[*]Not voting
[*]Wearing foundation - you taste like rock-dust
etrc etc etc etc

I gave up reading at this point you commy ;) I'm guilty of everything so far.
Author:  rustybucket [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Other humans disgusting traits???
ProfessorF wrote:
I'm not entirely sure you should be tasting the skin of women that are using make-up.
Certainly not without prior consent, in which case, surely you knew what you're getting into in the first place?
:?

I have a sensitive palette so that even a quick peck on the cheek with a relative can infect my mouth for ages with a taste and a texture reminiscent of plaster dust or baby powder.

l3v1ck wrote:
you commy ;)

True Christianity looks an awful lot like communism (as opposed to Stalinism) so I'll take that as a compliment.

;)
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