I recently placed an order for some custom boards to be delivered to me from the US.

They're taking a little longer than I expected, so I just checked on the UPS website where they are.

The journey went like this:

1. Jan Jose, USA
2. East Midlands airport, UK
3. Kentucky, USA
4. East Midlands airport, UK
5. Philadelphia, USA
6. East Midlands airport, UK
7. Awaiting clearance at East Midlands Airport, UK
8. In transit

God knows where my order is going to be heading next, but I really hope it's going to take a direct(ish) route down south.