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iPad users 'are the selfish elite', claims survey 
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Are you wealthy, sophisticated and smart but don’t care about anybody else?

The chances are you own an iPad.

A survey has revealed the typical person who has bought Apple’s latest gadget is unkind and has little empathy for others.

They have been branded the ‘selfish elite’ by a poll of 20,000 consumers carried out by an American research company.

The £429 device has become the most desired gadget in Britain since its launch in May and 600,000 are expected to be sold before the end of the year.

But the next time you see someone sitting on a train smugly using theirs, take comfort from the fact they are probably not a nice person.

According to Tim Koelkebeck of MyType, which carried out the survey, iPad owners are are six times more likely to be ‘wealthy, well-educated, power-hungry, over-achieving, sophisticated, unkind and non-altruistic 30-50-year-olds’.

They are self-centered workaholics with an overwhelming interest in business and finance who cherish ‘power and achievement’ and will not cross the street to help others, he added.

Mr Koelkebeck said that the high price was one reason why the iPad attracted such a specific clientele.

It also appeals to people who spend all day working in front of a computer screen and enjoy interacting with new technology.

In their free time they are so used to computers they want another screen to ensure continuity in their lives. Apple's iPad can be used to browse the internet, read books and watch TV shows.

Apple founder Steve Jobs says it will revolutionise everything about our lives, from the way we travel to how we read books.

It sold out within hours of its launch in the UK and initial problems with the Wi-Fi connection have not diminished the relentless demand for the device, which costs up to £699 for better models.

Whilst those that own an iPad are uncaring and selfish go-getters, those who criticise the device are branded by the survey as ‘independent geeks’.

Attacking the device gives them an ‘identity statement’, said Mr Koelkebeck, that helps them cope with their own failings.

‘As a mainstream, closed-platform device whose major claim to fame is ease of use and sex appeal, the iPad is everything that they are not.’


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... z0vG2UxJ2p

(note the link address!)

So, you're a gimp no matter what :lol:

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There's only one person that I know and have actually met that owns one, and he's one of the nicest people you could ever possibly wish to meet.
What a [LIFTED] [LIFTED] bit of reporting.
"Oh", I hear you decry, "this is based on hard evidence".
Aye, you can keep you'r [LIFTED] hard evidence and stick it where the sun don't shine.
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But the next time you see someone sitting on a train smugly using theirs,
People actually sit on trains and act smug because they've got an iPad? Really?
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Attacking the device gives them an ‘identity statement’, said Mr Koelkebeck, that helps them cope with their own failings.
Hahahahahahaha.

What [LIFTED] scumbag hack wrote this article.

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i assume you have strong feelings on the subject, but i could just be reading it wrong …

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There's only one person that I know and have actually met that owns one


Not a large enough sample size ;)

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But more evidence than the Daily Mail usually bases it's stories on :).


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To be fair, the reporting is about the survey. The survey appears to have drawn some conclusions which might be stretching the term generalisation - even for me.

But the conclusions drawn don't appear to be that of the reporter, rather that of the survey.

The "independent geeks" label did make me laugh though!


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are ipad users eccentric? Id be quite embaressed to be seen with one of those, id think "crap I should of bought a cheaper alternative and gave the rest away to charity" or something :lol:

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haters gonna hate, but this does seem overly judgmental. if this guy is trying to troll the iPad owners, hes doing it wrong: attack the device, not the owners :P


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are ipad users eccentric?

What, compared to some?

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Id be quite embaressed to be seen with one of those, id think "crap I should of bought a cheaper alternative and gave the rest away to charity" or something :lol:

Right now there are no cheaper alternatives. In fact there are few if any alternatives at all. Give it about 4 months...


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haters gonna hate, but this does seem overly judgmental.


Yeah it does. But the survey's the one doing the judging, not the article.


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Yeah, it's all about the survey.
We have no idea what questions were asked. Or how they were asked. Or the people that were asked them. No idea of socio-economic backgrounds. No idea if the people asked were specifically targeted or not.
In short, we know about as much as the "newspaper" that published the story : nothing.

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if you are sad enough to judge what a person is like simply based on them having a particular gadget I feel really really sorry for you . :roll:

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if you are sad enough to judge what a person is like simply based on them having a particular gadget I feel really really sorry for you . :roll:
If you read the silly rag that ran this story, I feel sorry for you but please don't stop, because you're partly paying my wage. (8+)

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All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
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AlunD wrote:
if you are sad enough to judge what a person is like simply based on them having a particular gadget I feel really really sorry for you . :roll:
If you read the silly rag that ran this story, I feel sorry for you but please don't stop, because you're partly paying my wage. (8+)

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Sorry Mark I'm not helping paying your wages then. :D

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Sorry Mark I'm not helping paying your wages then. :D
Plenty of other saps are. (8+D

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