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dogbert10

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Now I know who's nicked my biscuits..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... rrer=yahoo

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Wed May 05, 2010 11:19 am

paulzolo

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Re: Now I know who's nicked my biscuits..

Is this a Viz article?


	Quote: He added: 'Drinking helps me cope with my personality disorder. I start with a bottle of Jack Daniels then have a few cans of cider. By the afternoon I can hardly walk.'

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Wed May 05, 2010 12:03 pm

finlay666

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Re: Now I know who's nicked my biscuits..


	Quote: The 42-year-old is paid £150 a month disability allowance because he has a 'personality disorder' which makes him 'kick off in crowds'. He has not worked since 1999 and says drinking alcohol helps him cope with his condition.

The only personality disorder seems to be a work shy tw*t of a dad who also happens to be the end of a bell


	Quote: 'If people want to work, good for them. I would if I could, but I'm too ill.'

He clearly doesn't want to work as they openly fiddle the system. Being drunk or hungover is not 'ill' however.

Kick them out, cut the benefits (I mean really, getting your own council house because your sprog is energetic? really?

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Wed May 05, 2010 12:23 pm

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Re: Now I know who's nicked my biscuits..

Tbh, I wonder how much they were paid for that story in Closer, and whether it became 'sexed up' as a result. And I also wonder is Closer a part of Desmond's empire...

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Wed May 05, 2010 12:42 pm

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Re: Now I know who's nicked my biscuits..

The benefits agency will be almost certainly looking at their case. The fact that he was drinking to "control his personality disorder" would contradict everyone else's impression of alcohol. I know people who get really aggressive after a few drinks, in a way that would be called a personality disorder. Has the NHS given an assessment of his personality disorder?

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Wed May 05, 2010 6:40 pm

rustybucket

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Re: Now I know who's nicked my biscuits..


	Quote: The Houghtons moved to their current home in 2001 after being evicted from their previous house for failing to pay the rent, despite receiving housing benefit which covered it. They freely admit they 'did it on purpose' as they wanted a new home. Mrs Houghton said: 'We made up some b******t about Lee chucking me out as we knew if we played the game I'd get another house.'

Oopsies

I would have kept that one quiet.

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Wed May 05, 2010 8:31 pm

Amnesia10

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Re: Now I know who's nicked my biscuits..

I thought housing benefit for council accommodation was paid directly so no chance of non payment of rent. That said councils do not help people move once they are housed. They are considered a very low priority. So people have to abuse the system to move.

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