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I can also answer with a resounding "don't know".

Only ever had them shaved once, (before having the snip) and I wasn't kicked in the nuts for quite a while after that. ;) :lol: :P :roll:


I'm not sure I'm up for offering the same test as I did with facial hair. :roll: ;)


If you shave 'em, I'll volunteer the ox blood leather, steel toe-capped, riveted sole boots with a foot inside for the *cough* "experiment" :lol:

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I can also answer with a resounding "don't know".

Only ever had them shaved once, (before having the snip) and I wasn't kicked in the nuts for quite a while after that. ;) :lol: :P :roll:


I'm not sure I'm up for offering the same test as I did with facial hair. :roll: ;)


If you shave 'em, I'll volunteer the ox blood leather, steel toe-capped, riveted sole boots with a foot inside for the *cough* "experiment" :lol:


But who would do the shaving? :oops: ;) :lol: :roll: :P

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Blue would..... I'm sure :D

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But who would do the shaving? :oops: ;) :lol: :roll: :P


Oh I'm sure one of the girls would oblige ;)

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Blue would..... I'm sure :D


And what makes you so sure about this?! :shock:


Edit: Yeah, I'm with Alun. :lol:

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One of the guys in my last contract volunteered ( whilst drunk ) to have a shave down there for charity. It was amazing how many of the girls volunteered to do it but I think they intended to wax him :D

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But who would do the shaving? :oops: ;) :lol: :roll: :P


Oh I'm sure one of the girls would oblige ;)


An orderly queue or a stampede?!? :lol:

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But who would do the shaving? :oops: ;) :lol: :roll: :P


Oh I'm sure one of the girls would oblige ;)


An orderly queue or a stampede?!? :lol:


Neither in my case, just imagining trying to shave that wrinkly old walnut impersonator makes me want to hurl :lol:

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Neither in my case, just imagining trying to shave that wrinkly old walnut impersonator makes me want to hurl :lol:


But you're still imagining... That sounds like a rumour in the making ;) :lol:

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Blue, you don't have a beard?

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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Blue, you don't have a beard?


No, but when I saw you was shortly after I'd had my last wet shave. This weeks growth has given me a bit of beardishness, so I've decided to let it grow then trim it down. :)

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Blue_Nowhere wrote:
In about an hour I shall be going out to get myself a beard trimmer, so I can shave my face without having to go beardless. (And my hair if I can't find the clippers!)

So, any recommendations before I set out and look for one?

(Looking to spend no more than about £25 quid)



I think you should just shave all the beard :P

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Have you tried it out yet Blue?

I have a tufty chin and lots on top, a quick whip round with the old straight razor sorts the cheeks and throat, it's the sidies and the tuft that is hard to avoid, and stop getting too wild...
After two months of not shaving, I had soft fuzz which was fairly even, but still only a few mm thick :(

Downstairs? I wouldn't take a blinkin' cut throat to that :shock:


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Blue, you don't have a beard?


No, but when I saw you was shortly after I'd had my last wet shave. This weeks growth has given me a bit of beardishness, so I've decided to let it grow then trim it down. :)


Surely with the skinhead as well you'll look like your face is upside down :D

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