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What do I use to clean the lens of my camera? Will any microfibre do, or has it got to be a special kind of cloth? What about glasses cleaning cloth?


I "huff" on it, and use a microfibre cloth. The only time to worry is if you've got salt spray and sand on the lens, which would require a bit more careful cleaning.

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okenobi wrote:
What do I use to clean the lens of my camera? Will any microfibre do, or has it got to be a special kind of cloth? What about glasses cleaning cloth?


Yeah a MF cloth - the smooth kind, not the nubbly wooly kind - will be perfect.
As Heather says, watch out for salt n grit before you go smearing it around the lens!
Like Heather, I generally huff on them when outside, but I use CaloClear/CaloTherm spray at home to do it properly. Works a treat on the specs as well...

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male instructor: poor driving, sweat dripping off forehead, massive stress

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so basically im f***ed

Don't worry about it. You're happy you can pass your test in some conditions so you know you've got the ability to pass the test. Just focus on the fact you know you can pass the test and then pass it (8-D)

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messed up big time today :( saw this girl ive been meaning to randomly talk to that works at tesco, my sis knows her, shes really stunning and blonde. no makeup which is what I like, so I bought fuel and deliberatly went to her to pay for fuel but got all shy and voice went all deep and quiet :roll: I said that I didnt need my receipt as it was a waste of paper :roll: but first time Id seen her closeup and got even more shy with stomach sunk heavily the whole time

no idea what to do :cry:

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no idea what to do :cry:


Try and put your hand up her jumper?

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no idea what to do :cry:


Try and put your hand up her jumper?


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Bingo.

Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine car pile-up on a dual carriage-way, Paul, is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it's a rear-ender. And pray you make contact with her twin airbags as soon as possible.

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You know Paul, filling your car up with petrol is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. You pull up with a swagger, there's a bit of pumping involved and then you realise it's cost you a fortune.

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Hope court went ok yesterday Bratty. You all ok?


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Im quoting you again :oops: just got a phonecall saying that I no longer need to go to court 8-) that was the best phonecall I have ever had,

does this mean he is pleading guilty? its possible I will get a letter of the outcome? (extremely curious)

if I dont get letter its possible to phone them in the future and ask?

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