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onemac
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:14 pm Posts: 1598 Location: Right here...... Right now.......
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Well the exit interview went well right up to the point when the lassie farted  I just couldn't keep it together after that One more degrading thing to survive and that's the presentation. No speech ready so it will be short and sweet I feel a hangover coming on........... Al
_________________ Eternally optimistic in a 'glass half empty' sort of way....
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jonbwfc
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:26 pm Posts: 17040
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I'd have gone. If only to check if she was doing it with a crayon. While sticking her tongue out the side of her mouth. Jon
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davrosG5
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:37 am Posts: 6954 Location: Peebo
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_________________ When they put teeth in your mouth, they spoiled a perfectly good bum. -Billy Connolly (to a heckler)
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AlunD
Site Admin
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:12 am Posts: 7011 Location: Wiltshire
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I absolutely love those its great fun. 
_________________ <input type="pickmeup" name="coffee" value="espresso" />
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Mon May 09, 2011 10:31 am |
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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I know a few people who've had those calls, I'd love to get one 
_________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/
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Mon May 09, 2011 11:04 am |
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Amnesia10
Legend
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:02 am Posts: 29240 Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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I had one, it sounded like a nigerian woman. I had no problems telling her that I was safe behind a multitude of firewalls.
_________________Do concentrate, 007... "You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds." https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTkhttp://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21
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Mon May 09, 2011 11:29 am |
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Spreadie
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:06 pm Posts: 6355 Location: IoW
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Good luck HK. So 25 years experience and a portfolio thicker than your arm, no doubt, counts for nothing these days? It beggars belief.
_________________ Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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Fri May 13, 2011 10:41 am |
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bobbdobbs
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:10 pm Posts: 5490 Location: just behind you!
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Unfortunately I see it all the time. Some people doing hiring become totally fixated on a paper qualification and not the likelihood of whether that person can actually do the job.
_________________Finally joined Flickr
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Fri May 13, 2011 11:36 am |
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belchingmatt
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 3:16 am Posts: 6146 Location: Middle Earth
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Bloody Catholics imposing their religious beliefs on the nation. 
_________________ Dive like a fish, drink like a fish!
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If one is diving so close to the limits that +/- 1% will make a difference then the error has already been made.
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Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:54 am |
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ProfessorF
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:56 pm Posts: 12030
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Wow. You sure know how to show a three-year old a good time for his birthday! 
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Fri Jun 10, 2011 6:10 pm |
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Amnesia10
Legend
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:02 am Posts: 29240 Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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And taking him off to a lapdancing club later as well? 
_________________Do concentrate, 007... "You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds." https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTkhttp://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21
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Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:57 pm |
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AlunD
Site Admin
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:12 am Posts: 7011 Location: Wiltshire
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Congrats and good luck 
_________________ <input type="pickmeup" name="coffee" value="espresso" />
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John_Vella
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:55 am Posts: 7935 Location: Manchester.
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Congrats!  What's it doing?
_________________John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker  Sorry  I'll behave now. Promise 
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Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:41 am |
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lacloss
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:48 am Posts: 1751 Location: Marbella Spain
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Back in the restaurant biz but i can do this spent 2hours fixing the tinternet machines then peeled some spuds then went to the beach for some sand for the big ashtrays outside could be worse . 
_________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming... Damn, What a ride!!
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Mon Jun 27, 2011 4:51 pm |
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Zippy
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:20 pm Posts: 3838 Location: Here Abouts
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It means exactly what it says.....  We have a third of an acre paddock to the side of our house, the grass is very long and I didn't want to buy a strimmer so I have an Austrian scythe and am gradually cutting down the long grass with the aforementioned scythe. Sometimes people just mean what they say.
_________________The Official "Saucy Minx"  This above all: To Thine Own Self Be True "Red sky at night, Shepherds Delight"..Which is a bit like Shepherds Pie, but with whipped topping instead of mashed potato.
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