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Geiseric wrote:
Boiling........ money well spent imo although the GF could give her a run for her money on the cup size lol

I can only say that she would be beaten by a couple of ex-gfs.

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lol, that might be painful trying to arrange that one

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Mon May 30, 2011 8:15 pm
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Hmmm. Dead fox by the kerb just up the road. Not sure if I should bag it and bin it :? or let nature take its course. Couple of crows already showing interest.

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Let nature take it's course. It's what crows and fly's are for.

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Let nature take it's course. It's what crows and fly's are for.


Flies, even. :oops:

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HeatherKay wrote:
Flies, even. :oops:

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Yeah. Them too.
Just had a hair cut, and uh, it's affected my thinking what with the air getting to me head y'see.

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Just had a hair cut, and uh, it's affected my thinking what with the air getting to me head y'see.


I also failed to spot the other errant apostrophe. I am slipping. :lol:

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Hmmm. Dead fox by the kerb just up the road. Not sure if I should bag it and bin it :? or let nature take its course. Couple of crows already showing interest.


My mum's other half would be bagging that bad boy up and stuck it into a pie.....

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I have a juvenile rook in my courtyard. So have so put some water and a couple of fat balls to feed it. Now just need to leave it. Though it is very noisy.

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I have a juvenile rook in my courtyard. So have so put some water and a couple of fat balls to feed it. Now just need to leave it. Though it is very noisy.


You have a courtyard?

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Of interest to anyone?

http://www.jobsite.co.uk/job/unreal-level-designer-939106666

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Unreal Level Designer

Unreal Level Designer - 9 month contract - up to £130 per day. Our client is looking for an expert in Unreal to join their level design/Scripting team. This role will involve designing and creating levels in Unreal along with working with other team members by providing training and assistance, identifying best practices and anticipating technical/workflow issues. Requirements Considerable level creation previous experience (full/indie/mod titles) with Unreal Engine 3 Extensive knowledge of Unreal including technical limitations and capabilities Very good level design skills and experience Understanding of Scripting using Unreal Good design sense Strong work ethic Your responsibilities will include, but is not limited to Raise the bar for level design by creating fun, creative and polished levels that take into account the technical, design and story requirements of the game Create levels in Unreal to a high quality level and within schedule Act as team expert on Unreal and help train up other team members Also provide insight to anticipate technical/workflow issues and provide solutions Liaise closely with other disciplines to realise a shared vision Be a positive, active, hardworking and contributing team member

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Job Type Contract/Interim
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Start Date ASAP
Duration 40 weeks
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Date Advertised3 0 May 2011

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Unreal Level Designer - 9 month contract - up to £130 per day.


That is pretty poor for a contract for someone with decent experience, that said it is the games industry....

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Me being me, I'd be much more impressed with that than the standard issue Jesus image :lol:

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It seems my local taxi company has the same problem as the Royal Mail.
Neither of them know the difference between Woodlands Road and Woodland Road.
(FYI, the difference is actually about two miles :lol: )

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