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Amnesia10
Legend
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:02 am Posts: 29240 Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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_________________Do concentrate, 007... "You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds." https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTkhttp://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21
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cloaked_wolf
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:46 pm Posts: 10022
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Practically had to stifle my laughter whilst at the gym. Was doing some weightlifting and noticed a black guy with impressive arm musculature. Very big rounded shoulders, big arms etc. Looked at his legs and they were weedy in comparison. Looked completely unbalanced. It will cause him problems in the future. Compare this to the caucasian to my left who had clearly worked on both upper and lower body parts.
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Wed Aug 14, 2013 11:30 am |
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jonlumb
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:44 pm Posts: 4141 Location: Exeter
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_________________ "The woman is a riddle inside a mystery wrapped in an enigma I've had sex with."
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Wed Aug 14, 2013 11:33 am |
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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"This is Skeletor to King Randor; Come in, you royal boob!"
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Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:35 pm |
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ProfessorF
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:56 pm Posts: 12030
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Ended up in a 'gentlemen's establishment' last night. One of our small party spotted his cousin was working, which as it turned out, was news to him. Spent the evening reminding him that he's got a really hot cousin. Ahhh Devon...
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Sun Aug 18, 2013 9:56 am |
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Amnesia10
Legend
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:02 am Posts: 29240 Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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Did you and your party do your bit to make sure that her night was a good one?
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Sun Aug 18, 2013 2:50 pm |
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ProfessorF
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:56 pm Posts: 12030
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No we respectfully kept our distance, by and large, and let her get on with her job.
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Sun Aug 18, 2013 3:23 pm |
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jonbwfc
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:26 pm Posts: 17040
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I have to say, I'm struggling with the word 'respectfully' in terms of what the establishment was about.
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Sun Aug 18, 2013 3:29 pm |
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ProfessorF
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:56 pm Posts: 12030
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Well I didn't chase her round the room stuffing £10 notes into a garter and asking her to get them out; she came and said hello, we made polite conversation and then got back to our own conversation.
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Sun Aug 18, 2013 4:06 pm |
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Amnesia10
Legend
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:02 am Posts: 29240 Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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I thought that it would have help wind up her cousin even more. 
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Sun Aug 18, 2013 4:23 pm |
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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Bear Grylls: St Tudwal island slide planning probe by council http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-23794479
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Thu Aug 22, 2013 7:17 pm |
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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That's like something from The Daily Mash.
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Sat Aug 24, 2013 11:58 am |
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John_Vella
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:55 am Posts: 7935 Location: Manchester.
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I'd this an actual news story? If so, link please  Sent from my GT-N7000 using Tapatalk 2
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Sat Aug 24, 2013 3:14 pm |
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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Sat Aug 24, 2013 3:19 pm |
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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From the comics thread 
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Sat Aug 24, 2013 3:35 pm |
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