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NSFW http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/02/13/fix ... -firework/

Some printers are just [LIFTED] asking for it.

PC Load letter! :lol:

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I hope they had breathing masks on, the toner is really horrible on the lungs, even when it isn't being shot into the air with such force.

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One of my colleagues boxed up a router to send out only somehow he ended up labeling and packing an empty box.

Sounds like reception sussed it was empty before shipping

He's currently grovelling to management who are saying it's too funny to get upset or angry about it :lol:

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I had something similar happen once. I bought... something, I think it was a mouse. Got it home, opened the box and found it was empty. They'd given me the box for the one they had out on display. Took it back and got a right snotty response from the staff, who obviously thought I was scamming them, when in fact what had happened was pretty much the opposite. Unluckily for them the box had a serial number on and so did the mouse on display :D.

They then offered me a voucher in compensation, which I took some joy in telling them I wasn't interested in because I would have to be pretty stupid to use their shop again.


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I had something similar happen once. I bought... something, I think it was a mouse. Got it home, opened the box and found it was empty. They'd given me the box for the one they had out on display. Took it back and got a right snotty response from the staff, who obviously thought I was scamming them, when in fact what had happened was pretty much the opposite. Unluckily for them the box had a serial number on and so did the mouse on display :D.

They then offered me a voucher in compensation, which I took some joy in telling them I wasn't interested in because I would have to be pretty stupid to use their shop again.


There's a reason I always check KFC have given me what I ordered....

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I had something similar happen once. I bought... something, I think it was a mouse. Got it home, opened the box and found it was empty. They'd given me the box for the one they had out on display. Took it back and got a right snotty response from the staff, who obviously thought I was scamming them, when in fact what had happened was pretty much the opposite. Unluckily for them the box had a serial number on and so did the mouse on display :D.

They then offered me a voucher in compensation, which I took some joy in telling them I wasn't interested in because I would have to be pretty stupid to use their shop again.


There's a reason I always check KFC have given me what I ordered....

I always find that fine dining places like that are trying to short change me :)

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KFC in Germany is the same. Nearly every time we've had take-away, we have found something missing, unless we double check before leaving.

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I always find that fine dining places like that are trying to short change me :)


I'm going to a Gordon Ramsey restaurant tonight. Not that I like him but Time Out were offering a deal and the restaurant is under our office #lazy lol

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KFC in Germany is the same. Nearly every time we've had take-away, we have found something missing, unless we double check before leaving.


ALWAYS check Mr D, always!

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My budgie broke his leg the other day so I made some splints for him out of two matchsticks. When he tried to walk you should have seen his little face light up.

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The assistant beckons him closer and whispers: "They're right behind you."


I think that's enough from the Viz FB for tonight!

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