Nope, you're quite correct. I find that only by skimming your posts can I keep my brains where they belong, rather than dribbling patheically out of my ears.

However, it's not amusing, we're not in Nepal, nor running the Nepalese calendar, so you can understand the question....

I never assume there are but it'd be rude to suggest it

Smooth

Having said that, behaving like an overly pointless and pedantic git is quite normal behaviour.

Are you feeling unwell Bratty?

Da-dom-Tish

I'm nomming on baby carrots (with the stalk!) and low fat, chive dip! Mmm

I reject your analysis. I was fascinated with what my friend told me when she was over there in Nepal, she wanted some mango juice but the shopkeeper didnt have any, so my friend was about to leave the shop but then she said "wait" and she went to the effort of going to another shop this shopkeeper to buy mango juice for her then returned to her own shop to give it to her, things like that are unheard of here. My mum recently told me that she was trying to help these french people (in Scotland) to explain what was in the baguettes and the shopkeeper (obviously local born) was sighing and rolling her eyes and absaloutly disgusted at the service etc as I always am too as noone takes the effort to really help anyone, Its why I love foriegn people so much, I even recall bish's words that cos shes got a perfect foreign partner shes ashamed to be "british" As I am ashamed of being born on this stupid hostile island. Foreigners beat people here hands down in friendlyness etc not everyone obviously but pretty much the norm which is why i generalise on a big scale

I'd much rather be comfortable, all my experience of feminine stuff is that it's dead unbumfticable and girly shoes are the work of the hot place. I'm not particularly feminine, I can't tell if it's because I'm too lazy, too poor or just too individual. I have my own style that my sister has picked for me and anyone who doesn't like it can fook off

Cos, of course, nobody has ever suffered poor service, rolling eyes and sighing at the hands of someone in another country whilst on holiday.
Of course.

How broad is the paint brush you use to paint everyone with bratty?

+1

My lovely girls at work have bought me 3 bottles of beer, Hobgoblin, Black Sheep and Fishops Binger I also have another present which should be here next week...it's coming from Italy!!

Oh, and I only have 33 working minutes left before my birthday

how old? Im not gonna guess your age cos when I was at a pub I was talking a woman and I was trying to guess her age, I guessed 5 years younger than she actually was and I was saying how shes still young etc. And she says to me "are you chatting me up?" and I was like "er I dunno, dont think so and got "really" embaressed

You must be hilarious to have along on a night out. It's no bother Bratty, I'm 34 tomorrow, but my dad reckons I'll be a teenager until I die, in attitude alone I reckon.

34 (I woudve guessed 28-29 TBH) you have (judging by pics) well looked after skin or were you born with a young babyface? (appropiate word?) you should come up here where I live all the 34 year olds look much older! damn smokers

[quote="ZippyI'm 34 tomorrow, but my dad reckons I'll be a teenager until I die, in attitude alone I reckon. [/quote]

I turned 21 about sixth months ago, though as a guy I use to work with constantly said "Ben, your the youngest old man I know"

Ah yes, Bishop's Finger.....