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Sometimes that a whole lot easier said than done, Chris.


Whether it's easy to see it like that or not is irrelevant, it doesn't stop it from being the truth. Start by cutting out all that 'easier said than done' rubbish :)


One day, when I don't feel quite so much like the world is a [LIFTED], I'll have this discussion with you, but I think it's a whole 'nother thread. :|

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I must be the biggest idiot ever :roll: the girl text me back about 3 days ago apoligising for not getting back to me as things have been hectic with her (busy etc) and she asked me to meet her at a certain place this friday night so ive agreed to meet up :) feel so relived now and stupid as I got so wound up for nothing :roll: :oops: so cant wait till friday now ;)

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Bratty's got a date!

:D :D :D

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Im not sure if it is a date as I still have to properly ask to go out with her :( maybe she sees it as more of a "meetup" than a date? oh well, ill still work at it.... etc :shock:

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Im not sure if it is a date as I still have to properly ask to go out with her :( maybe she sees it as more of a "meetup" than a date? oh well, ill still work at it.... etc :shock:


Sounds to me like she "properly" asked you out, which counts as a date in my book.

Best advice? Play it cool, and just be yourself. At the end of the evening just tell her that you had a great time and ask if she'd like to go out again sometime.

Oh, and I'd probably hold off on the squeezing her to death/ramming your tongue down her throat/ kiss and a hug thing that you always seem to be getting up to. ;) :P :lol:

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*dances a little jig*

Bratty's got a date!

Hehe! It's alright for some! *Attempts jig* *FAILs* *Dislocates knee*

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Best advice? Play it cool, and just be yourself.


Are you sure? :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Oh, and I'd probably hold off on the squeezing her to death/ramming your tongue down her throat/ kiss and a hug thing that you always seem to be getting up to. ;) :P :lol:


Yeah look what happened when Mr Vella did it :lol: :D

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Oh, and I'd probably hold off on the squeezing her to death/ramming your tongue down her throat/ kiss and a hug thing that you always seem to be getting up to. ;) :P :lol:


Yeah look what happened when Mr Vella did it :lol: :D


You weren't complaining at the time! :evil: ;) :P :lol: :etc:

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Oh, and I'd probably hold off on the squeezing her to death/ramming your tongue down her throat/ kiss and a hug thing that you always seem to be getting up to. ;) :P :lol:


Yeah look what happened when Mr Vella did it :lol: :D


You weren't complaining at the time! :evil: ;) :P :lol: :etc:

well I wanted those chips you insisted on bringing along :lol:

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Yeah look what happened when Mr Vella did it :lol: :D


You weren't complaining at the time! :evil: ;) :P :lol: :etc:

well I wanted those chips you insisted on bringing along :lol:


Would it be inappropriate if I made a quip about a giant saveloy? :shock: ;) :P :lol: :etc:

* waits patiently for the rest of the "Carry On" cast to appear *

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John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he ;)

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well I wanted those chips you insisted on bringing along :lol:


Would it be inappropriate if I made a quip about a giant saveloy? :shock: ;) :P :lol: :etc:

* waits patiently for the rest of the "Carry On" cast to appear *

Depends if you want it battered or not :lol:

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well I wanted those chips you insisted on bringing along :lol:


Would it be inappropriate if I made a quip about a giant saveloy? :shock: ;) :P :lol: :etc:

* waits patiently for the rest of the "Carry On" cast to appear *

Depends if you want it battered or not :lol:


Ouch, touche! :lol:

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hm she text me again and says she cant meet me cos the meetup place was the youth cafe that we both went to is closed this week :( would reply and ask if she would want to go for a walk with our dogs or something but I dont see the point in trying tbh when everything just turns to rubbish. giving up from now :roll:

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hm she text me again and says she cant meet me cos the meetup place was the youth cafe that we both went to is closed this week :( would reply and ask if she would want to go for a walk with our dogs or something but I dont see the point in trying tbh when everything just turns to rubbish. giving up from now :roll:

OI Bratyy ... NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Txt her and see what happens, if you do nothing then it definitly will go rubbish.

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