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Sir Elton John claims Jesus was gay 
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/fe ... -jesus-gay

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Well Paul Daniels claimed he was a magician, as many of the miracles could be explained as illusions. ;)

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"Sir Elton's reflection that Jesus calls us all to love and forgive is one shared by all Christians. But insights into aspects of the historic person of Jesus are perhaps best left to the academics."

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<stirring the pot>

Jesus (if he existed) was black. Try getting Christians to accept THAT :lol:

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finlay666 wrote:
<stirring the pot>

Jesus (if he existed) was black. Try getting Christians to accept THAT :lol:

Jewish, so a mediteranean complexion.

Elton is a prick here, "a super intelligent compasionate gay man"
Oh so you have to be gay to be compassionate oh ok elton.
It does amuse me how it is going to annoy the bible brigade but is as stupid an Idea as there being an invisble entity that exists everywhee and can do anything.


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finlay666 wrote:
<stirring the pot>

Jesus (if he existed) was black. Try getting Christians to accept THAT :lol:

Jewish, so a mediteranean complexion.


He was a Jewish man living in Palestine. He would have looked more like Yassa Arafat than the traditional European image which was in turn based on images of Zeus.

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He was a Jewish man living in Palestine. He would have looked more like Yassa Arafat.

Jesus was a terrorist? :shock:

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Messiah, false prophet, gay, lesbian, ficticious, real. As long as you believe then it must be true, right? :P

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Jesus is white, middle class, reads the Daily Mail and votes Conservative. He comes from gin-sodden Surrey.

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Elton is a prick here, "a super intelligent compasionate gay man"
Oh so you have to be gay to be compassionate oh ok elton.


No but you do have to be gay to be super
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Jesus wasn't gay he was poking Mary Magdalene, so rumour has it …

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Jesus wasn't gay he was poking Mary Magdalene, so rumour has it …


Bi-curious then. :)

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