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http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-New ... 1561?f=rss

Wonder if there's a Murdoch link to all that (I know bugger all about the sport)...

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Meh. Learn to play a real game with an oval ball!

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"We have instant replay, which is there to make sure teams do get to have a fair chance if they believe a decision is incorrect. It doesn't slow the game down."


I thought American Football was a slow game anyway. The clock stops every time they “reset” the players after each kick, they have breaks for adverts, A game can last hours. The only way to slow the game down is if they started reading Lord of the Rings out loud.

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"We have instant replay, which is there to make sure teams do get to have a fair chance if they believe a decision is incorrect. It doesn't slow the game down."


I thought American Football was a slow game anyway. The clock stops every time they “reset” the players after each kick, they have breaks for adverts, A game can last hours. The only way to slow the game down is if they started reading Lord of the Rings out loud.


It is a slow game, it doesn't slow it down any more

The clock only stops on a change of posession, incomplete pass or if the ball carrier goes out of bounds

I enjoy it, some of the plays are very clever, it's a much more tactical game than rugby or football in that you have much more control over the clock, such as taking a knee when you are in posession to run down the clock while still retaining posession

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Meh. Learn to play a real game with an oval ball!


Uhm... isn't their ball oval? :?

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A game can last hours. The only way to slow the game down is if they started reading Lord of the Rings out loud.


Much like cricket then. Except games can last for days.

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It is a slow game, it doesn't slow it down any more

The clock only stops on a change of posession, incomplete pass or if the ball carrier goes out of bounds

I enjoy it, some of the plays are very clever, it's a much more tactical game than rugby or football in that you have much more control over the clock, such as taking a knee when you are in posession to run down the clock while still retaining posession

It has lots of toilet breaks if you are drinking coffee like an addict to stay awake to watch the game. I must admit I do enjoy Channel 5's show.

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finlay666 wrote:
It is a slow game, it doesn't slow it down any more

The clock only stops on a change of posession, incomplete pass or if the ball carrier goes out of bounds

I enjoy it, some of the plays are very clever, it's a much more tactical game than rugby or football in that you have much more control over the clock, such as taking a knee when you are in posession to run down the clock while still retaining posession

It has lots of toilet breaks if you are drinking coffee like an addict to stay awake to watch the game. I must admit I do enjoy Channel 5's show.


I was an avid watcher of Channel 4's show back in the eighties but have never got back into it.

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I thought American Football was a slow game anyway. The clock stops every time they “reset” the players after each kick, they have breaks for adverts, A game can last hours. The only way to slow the game down is if they started reading Lord of the Rings out loud.


I have to disagree, I think it is much faster than rugby and much more exciting as well. Especially as you can pass ball forward like common sense would command you to. Every time I change the channel and rugby is on, all I can see a massive pile of bodies either stacked up on the ball or massive hugging orgies (i think you call it a scrum). It is not very often that anything else is happening...

I am not an expert on either of those two sport, I don't even know the rules tbh. But I watch NFL on Sundays if I am around and I get the remote into my hands...

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It is a fun game to watch. When I was in the states I went to watch a college game with my then girlfriend and had an absolute ball. It was a lot of fun. I even lost my voice, as a result of cheering for the home team. And then there were the cheerleaders! Mmmm. :D

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EddArmitage wrote:
Meh. Learn to play a real game with an oval ball!


Uhm... isn't their ball oval? :?

I was meaning more "if you've got an oval ball, play a real game with it"

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It is a fun game to watch. When I was in the states I went to watch a college game with my then girlfriend and had an absolute ball. It was a lot of fun. I even lost my voice, as a result of cheering for the home team. And then there were the cheerleaders! Mmmm. :D


Yes, we'd all like to get behind the cheerleaders :twisted:






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American football is rubbish. Plus they wear more body armour than troops in Afghanistan.

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American football is rubbish. Plus they wear more body armour than troops in Afghanistan.


Yeah, but that's the MOD's fault :lol: :lol: :lol:

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