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JJW009 wrote:
You write -e^(pi i) instead of +1



Grr... you can't use any extended characters on here :(

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SQL ERROR [ mysql4 ]

Incorrect string value: '\xCF\x80i in...' for column 'post_text' at row 1 [1366]

An SQL error occurred while fetching this page. Please contact the Board Administrator if this problem persists.


... when you quote SQL errors and know about extended character sets.

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paulzolo wrote:
JJW009 wrote:
You write -e^(pi i) instead of +1



Grr... you can't use any extended characters on here :(

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SQL ERROR [ mysql4 ]

Incorrect string value: '\xCF\x80i in...' for column 'post_text' at row 1 [1366]

An SQL error occurred while fetching this page. Please contact the Board Administrator if this problem persists.


... when you quote SQL errors and know about extended character sets.


:lol:

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KRKux wrote:
When you cool your ear with water.


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I dont understand this thread? arent geeks spotty little 15 year olds who sit on their pc all day thinking they know everything about pcs etc? :?
I believe what you are referring to is nerds.


...When you know the difference. ;)

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JJW009 wrote:
You write -e^(pi i) instead of +1

::puts hand up::

Yup, that was me :D

Although I can't find the post now :(

::EDIT::
Found it ...

CLICKY!

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When you laugh and nod at most of the posts in this thread. ;)

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