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My mate is typing the beginning of sentences into Google Suggest, some of the suggestions are quite amusing

Why does:
my eye twitch
my belly button smell
my dog eat poop

What happens if:
you swallow chewing gum
a goldfish is kept in the dark

Obama is:
literally hitler
the antichrist

How do I:
find my ip address
know if I'm pregnant

Macs are:
Well, we'll just not go there :wink:


Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:09 pm
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Try just typing in Why

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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Try just typing in Why


Brilliant.


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You used to be able to type "What are" and it would suggest "What are these strawberries doing on my nipples, I need them for the fruit salad."

:lol:

It doesn't any more though :(

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Theres also the famous:

Person: Why did white people steal my car?

Google - Did you mean: Why did black people steal my car?

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Macs are:
Well, we'll just not go there :wink:


No pleeeease go there. I'm not trolling but that is some funny stuff right there.

"Macs are for homos" WTF :lol: :lol: :lol:

I also put in "my girl" which turned up an interesting yet slightly horrible suggestion

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when is a good one, for when will i die, in between 2 asking when easter is :lol:

where gives:
Where is Haiti.... 100 million results, only 2 million less than where is santa....... and equal to where does cheryl cole live

*facepalm*

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and equal to where does cheryl cole live


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jonlumb wrote:
I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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Why wont my... Put that in without the apostrophe in won't.

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Why wont my... Put that in without the apostrophe in won't.

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Hahahahahahahahahahahhaha. Very good but I do feel sorry for these birds.

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