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phantombudgie
Doesn't have much of a life
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YESSSS!!!! PIE for dinner, homemade by my lovely lady, chicken and mushroom mmmmmmm 
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finlay666
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:40 pm
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Location: Newcastle
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http://twitter.com/Turn10Studios/status/9543883318Turn 10 Studios retweeting my joke..... now to get them to hire me....
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big_D
What's a life?
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Location: Bramsche
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But you got it wrong, it is why do Skodas have heated rear windows? 
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brataccas
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:14 pm
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Location: Scotland
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I've never ever seen a broken down toyota
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HeatherKay
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Location: Here, but not all there.
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The problem, though, is that Skodas now have an enviable reputation for being well-made and reliable. Unlike their parent company and Toyota. _________________My Flickr | Snaptophobic BloggageHeather Kay: modelling details that matter. "Let my windows be open to receive new ideas but let me also be strong enough not to be blown away by them." - Mahatma Gandhi.
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belchingmatt
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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I think the Skoda jokes were around before Fin was even born. 
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HeatherKay
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My Mum had one of the old Skoda Estelles, with the rear engine pawned off Fiat in the 1960s. I used to borrow it occasionally. It was a nasty piece of work. Changing gear was like stirring a bucket of marbles with a wooden spoon. There was a steel bar across the driving seat right where your coccyx is, making it extremely uncomfortable. Mum used to keep a couple of paving slabs in the front to stop it making like a kangaroo over bumps.  _________________My Flickr | Snaptophobic BloggageHeather Kay: modelling details that matter. "Let my windows be open to receive new ideas but let me also be strong enough not to be blown away by them." - Mahatma Gandhi.
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finlay666
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I originally heard it as a Lada joke..... but it was because you can't drive it to be recalled incase you have a sticky accelerator (oh noes, all the lazy people driving a manual and cant use the clutch!) _________________TwitterCharlie Brooker: Macs are glorified Fisher-Price activity centres for adults; computers for scaredy cats too nervous to learn how proper computers work; computers for people who earnestly believe in feng shui.
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finlay666
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You've never seen a lot of things Bratty _________________TwitterCharlie Brooker: Macs are glorified Fisher-Price activity centres for adults; computers for scaredy cats too nervous to learn how proper computers work; computers for people who earnestly believe in feng shui.
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wecrookie
Occasionally has a life
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:47 pm
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Location: Coalisland,N.Ireland
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jonlumb
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Location: Exeter
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I think I'll be eating prunes when I get home this evening.
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AlunD
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stands well back.
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RedEyes
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I've just spent half the afternoon sorting out a series of local events for the NHS Smoke Free Service. Ironically, after the stress involved in dealing with the muppets running it, I now really want a cigarette.  Useless, the lot of 'em. I can now understand why the NHS costs so much to run. Mindless bureaucracy anyone? 
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EddArmitage
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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Is it possible to kill a software project by stabbing all computers involved with large knives?
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AlunD
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You have t wipe all the hard disks and backups as well.
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