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http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

Probably comes under the NSFW category due to the language.

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I got my first ever random text last weekend.
"Hiya, I'm still hung over from last night ;) It was nice finding your phone number on my arm. Do you want to meet up sometime?"
Needless to say I'd been in with the wife all the evening before

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Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:50 pm
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l3v1ck wrote:
I got my first ever random text last weekend.
"Hiya, I'm still hung over from last night ;) It was nice finding your phone number on my arm. Do you want to meet up sometime?"
Needless to say I'd been in with the wife all the evening before


I know of many women who would tear you a new one for that, even if they were the alibi. :shock: :P :lol:

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Mon Mar 08, 2010 11:15 pm
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I just got a random text at quarter past midnight on my personal phone. It just says " Hi x "

Number ending 231570 - anyone recognise it because I don't :shock:

I did think about ringing it, but it's probably just a mistake :(

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My mate decided the other night, while mildly inebriated, to text a number left on the inside wall of a toilet cubicle, only to be given the reply 'f*k off' [sic]. To this he replied "Well, if you post your mobile number on the wall of a pub toilet, what did you expect?". No reply yet. :-)


Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:17 am
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I'm sure there's many quotes you could take from that site but this one made everyone in the office wonder what I was laughing at when I ought to be working :shock:

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So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".


can you imagine..... :lol:

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I've just submitted one I've always been proud of that I sent my best mate when I was in Jerusalem. "I'm at the wailing wall, God says you're a dick".

Actually, thinking about it, I've missed the point, it's not a text from last night…

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JJW009 wrote:
I just got a random text at quarter past midnight on my personal phone. It just says " Hi x "


I got one of those a few years ago. A number I didn't recognise on a new(ish) phone, so no chance of it being someone I knew that I'd forgotten I'd given the number to. So, being in a mischievous mood, I played along and sent a reply.

I think it went on for about 2 days before the other person realised I wasn't who they thought I was. :lol:


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CMOT-Weasel wrote:
My mate decided the other night, while mildly inebriated, to text a number left on the inside wall of a toilet cubicle, only to be given the reply 'f*k off' [sic]. To this he replied "Well, if you post your mobile number on the wall of a pub toilet, what did you expect?". No reply yet. :-)


Has he considered the possibility that the number might have been posted as a prank by some young scallywag having a lark at someone else's expense?

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