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No implants.

http://www.darkhorizons.com/news/16687/ ... your-tits/

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"MUST have real breasts. Do not submit if you have implants" according to the sheet. It's an effort to be historically accurate and actually quite commendable on the studio's part.


Like a Pirates film is historically accurate. :lol:

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I know that Penelope Cruz is apparently going to take a role in this film and if that's the case I'm more than happy to help out by checking that her attributes are natural. This may take some time though.

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I know that Penelope Cruz is apparently going to take a role in this film and if that's the case I'm more than happy to help out by checking that her attributes are natural. This may take some time though.


Happy to assist and double check your findings ;)

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What if you have implants after a mastectomy?

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What if you have implants after a mastectomy?
Then you're not in this film.

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Paul1965 wrote:
I know that Penelope Cruz is apparently going to take a role in this film and if that's the case I'm more than happy to help out by checking that her attributes are natural. This may take some time though.
Happy to assist and double check your findings ;)
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Paul1965 wrote:
I know that Penelope Cruz is apparently going to take a role in this film and if that's the case I'm more than happy to help out by checking that her attributes are natural. This may take some time though.


Happy to assist and double check your findings ;)

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100% natural here. Does this mean I can audition?

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^^^Though I'd add a rider that it's for under 40s only!

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Though I'd add a rider that it's for under 40s only!


Have you not seen Cindy Crawford lately?

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100% natural here. Does this mean I can audition?

You can :p But you're blond :p


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I hope it's better than the last one. That was a steaming CGI filled turd.

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I hope it's better than the last one. That was a steaming CGI filled turd.


I went because my other half like them. I just felt that it was an advert for a poor quality computer game. The first was entertaining, the second was a repetition of the first, and the third was one trip too many to the well. Not even Keith Richards made it for me - I was hoping he would be the high point.

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l3v1ck wrote:

I hope it's better than the last one. That was a steaming CGI filled turd.


I went because my other half like them. I just felt that it was an advert for a poor quality computer game. The first was entertaining, the second was a repetition of the first, and the third was one trip too many to the well. Not even Keith Richards made it for me - I was hoping he would be the high point.


But hey. 100% natural boobs is sure gonna make me wanna watch this one :roll:


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I hope it's better than the last one. That was a steaming CGI filled turd.

If the story had been better it would have been watchable. It was crass and ridiculous. The final battle sequence was awful.

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