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I think all this poll has found is that people wish to be thought of as being racier than perhaps they are.
Or perhaps not, and every single person answered honestly.

I'm not very surprised by the £1,000,000 thing - apparently the local youth will sleep with a stranger for some shandies and a good chat up line.

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I think all this poll has found is that people wish to be thought of as being racier than perhaps they are.
Or perhaps not, and every single person answered honestly.

I'm not very surprised by the £1,000,000 thing - apparently the local youth will sleep with a stranger for some shandies and a good chat up line.


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apparently the local youth will sleep with a stranger for some shandies and a good chat up line.


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Not sure what it says about me but providing protection is permitable then sign me up, me and the other half both agree we wouldn't mind. I understand people saying no, but if your honest with yourself and imagine someone putting £1,000,000.00 in cold hard cash on your coffee table, I think you might falter.

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Not sure what it says about me but providing protection is permitable then sign me up, me and the other half both agree we wouldn't mind. I understand people saying no, but if your honest with yourself and imagine someone putting £1,000,000.00 in cold hard cash on your coffee table, I think you might falter.


Even with £1 million in my hand I don't think I wouldn't feel guilty and horrible afterwards.

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Who were they asking these questions of? :shock:

Though if they asked a bunch of teenagers on some chat room they would have got a much higher answer. :D

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I mean you could see some of that happening, but half of them role playing, and a fifth wearing their partner's clothes? Maybe Ulster's just too conservative :lol:

Well role playing can be fun. You do need a partner who is up for it as well.

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ProfessorF wrote:
apparently the local youth will sleep with a stranger for some shandies and a good chat up line.


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Always worked for J_Vella :lol: :lol: :lol:


though he's a gentleman and will buy the chips first :lol: :lol:

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Not sure what it says about me but providing protection is permitable then sign me up, me and the other half both agree we wouldn't mind. I understand people saying no, but if your honest with yourself and imagine someone putting £1,000,000.00 in cold hard cash on your coffee table, I think you might falter.

I would have thought that protection would have been optional. As you say a million in cash does actually change things for people, no more mortgage new car etc.

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Say your lifespan is 95 years, and you can eat pies from the age of two (teeth developed and etc). So 93 years of pie-munching at 365.25 days a year, or 33,969 days. If you had a million pies, you would have to eat 29.5 pies per day. Say you sleep for six hours, you'd have to eat a pie every 36 minutes to finish them off before they finished you off.

Mind you, you certainly wouldn't live 95 years if you ate 30 pies a day. And I doubt anyone would sleep with you for any amount of money. Mainly because you'd have to stop to eat more pie every so often. There'd be crumbs in inconvenient places and everything.


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Say your lifespan is 95 years, and you can eat pies from the age of two (teeth developed and etc). So 93 years of pie-munching at 365.25 days a year, or 33,969 days. If you had a million pies, you would have to eat 29.5 pies per day. Say you sleep for six hours, you'd have to eat a pie every 36 minutes to finish them off before they finished you off.

Mind you, you certainly wouldn't live 95 years if you ate 30 pies a day. And I doubt anyone would sleep with you for any amount of money. Mainly because you'd have to stop to eat more pie every so often. There'd be crumbs in inconvenient places and everything.

Ever heard of sharing? ;)

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Take your stinking paws off my pies, you damn dirty ape!

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I'm not very surprised by the £1,000,000 thing - apparently the local youth will sleep with a stranger for some shandies and a good chat up line.

I'd sleep with a goat for £137 and a Ford Cortina.


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