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The Random Sh*t Thread Pt 3 
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okenobi
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timark_uk wrote:
Folks who want porn can buy an Android phone.

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ProfessorF
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AFAIK, Safari on the iPhone will do porn quite well. YMMV of course.

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ProfessorF wrote:
AFAIK, Safari on the iPhone will do porn quite well. YMMV of course.

And the new iPhone will be even better at it with a higher resolution screen. :shock:

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Amnesia10 wrote:
bobbdobbs wrote:
Or just open the Safari browser and you get all the porn you want.
The moment someone starts pontificating about morals and how their morals are pre-eminent its :roll: time.

As long as the porn site does not rely on Flash. ;)


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pcernie wrote:
Amnesia10 wrote:
bobbdobbs wrote:
Or just open the Safari browser and you get all the porn you want.
The moment someone starts pontificating about morals and how their morals are pre-eminent its :roll: time.

As long as the porn site does not rely on Flash. ;)


Hail Flash!

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:lol:

Thats Mongo doomed then! :D

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Anyone else tried the Aero Mint Bubbleball (stop laughing) ice cream? Pretty tasteless IME :?

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Putting the kettle on to make a brew and not actually getting the cup ready before the kettle finishes boiling FTL!

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timark_uk wrote:
Putting the kettle on to make a brew and not actually getting the cup ready before the kettle finishes boiling FTL!

++;

It also means you've only got enough water for one cup tops! (8-p)

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'ello stranger.

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okenobi wrote:
All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
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Well you obviously. You're a one man vortex of despair.
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timark_uk wrote:
'ello stranger.

Huh???

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has Mark been hacked?
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TheFrenchun wrote:
has Mark been hacked?
Answers on a postcard to …

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okenobi wrote:
All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
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Well you obviously. You're a one man vortex of despair.
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timark_uk wrote:
Putting the kettle on to make a brew and not actually getting the cup ready before the kettle finishes boiling FTL!

Mark


but getting cup ready just takes 3 and a half seconds, I consider you eccentric! :shock:

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brataccas wrote:
timark_uk wrote:
Putting the kettle on to make a brew and not actually getting the cup ready before the kettle finishes boiling FTL!

Mark


but getting cup ready just takes 3 and a half seconds, I consider you eccentric! :shock:


But my kettle only takes 3 seconds to boil a cup

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brataccas wrote:
I consider you eccentric! :shock:

Pot meet kettle. :D

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