I was browsing Yahoo's newpaper section and found this list of headlines on the Guardian bit:

* Election LIVE: Labour mop up Brown 'bigotgate' mess
* Greek crisis shockwaves hit Europe
* On the campaign trail with Nick Clegg
* Oil spill 'five times' as big as thought
* House prices rise 1%
* Man stabs children at China nursery
* Pakistan Taliban chief 'is alive'
* Stalking helpline to launch
* Laura Bush hints at poison suspicion
* English less likely to beat lung cancer

All was well until I reached the third from bottom...

Is this where I go if I want help stalking someone?



Proper link:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/apr/2 ... CMP=AFCYAH

It's for people to call if they are being stalked, for help and advice. Apparently most people won't report stalking to the police until after the 100th contact. This helpline has been set-up partially as part of an incentive from the Suzie Lamplugh trust.

Seems my attempt at sarcasm didn't work....

No, I got it, but with the absence of smilie I couldn't be sure

Yeah start using smilies you idiot!

<-- Like this one, to indicate the jovial nature of my post, as I don't really think you're an idiot