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Would letting us know that he doesn't make him perfect for the job?

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Anyone knicked Transport yet? I want to make it legal to shoot speed cameras :D

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Anyone knicked Transport yet? I want to make it legal to shoot speed cameras :D


Yup, sorry. ;)
Your comments have been taken on board however.

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Sounds like all the good jobs have gone.

I propose you for Minister for Equality

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OK then. I guess I’m qualified for that. Or not. hasn’t stopped anyone in the past, has it?

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Can I be minister of Serendipity :ugeek:

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Marklar could make a come-back as press communications officer? :lol:


Have you noticed how you never see him and Peter Mandelson in the same room together? :lol:

Oh, and Bratty should definitely be foreign secretary :D

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Are you honestly going to turn down all those free trips in first class with the opportunity to accumulate as many air miles as possible? :shock:

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Can I be minister of Serendipity :ugeek:

I was going to suggest security, you may not need to worry about having to wear a tin foil hat any longer. :D

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Can I be minister of Serendipity :ugeek:

I was going to suggest security, you may not need to worry about having to wear a tin foil hat any longer. :D


Have you read any Robert Rankin? If you have then its time to get very very worried if I get in charge of the ministry of Serendipity especially coupled with my mastery of Dimac :D

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I'll take International Development. Of course I'll only tavel in economy.

Are you honestly going to turn down all those free trips in first class with the opportunity to accumulate as many air miles as possible? :shock:


Well maybe business then, if I must.

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I´d like to put myself forward for Defence Minister. :twisted: er I mean :)

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I´d like to put myself forward for Defence Minister. :twisted: er I mean :)

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.


Been thinking about that film recently, must dig it out :D

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Can I have a new post of 'Mister for Common Sense',

Only if you can have a secretary type for you

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No, it's new politics, I want to be called 'Mr. Dan'.

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Anyone knicked Transport yet? I want to make it legal to shoot speed cameras :D


Yup, sorry. ;)
Your comments have been taken on board however.

About that... can you make exhausts with holes drilled in them punishable by death? I realise the policy on listening to idiots means I can now sell my voicebox so this might not reach you, but it's worth a try. ;-)

What's the policy on terrorists, demand they do a live test run in a controlled environment? :)

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Talking of transport...

Cargo was shipped by train until the 70s when it became cheaper to move by road. Lorries are a pain, especially when overtaking at 1mph more than another lorry, and trash the roads more than cars. Why are they not being given incentives to start shipping by rail again that could make it cheaper for them like it used to be?

That would lighten the load on the roads, both physically and finacially, provide more investment into the rail infrastructure, reduce costs for haulage companies, and in the same breath add to the 'green' initiative for them and in a domino effect for the public who may be more inclided to sometimes use an improved train service rather than a car?

Just seems like sense to me, or am I missing something?

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