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Amnesia10
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Derrick.
Derrick wh....
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Amnesia10
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Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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Just had a look at Cumbria on Google Earth,
Looks as if nothings happened, Good for you, Cumbrians....thats the spirit !!!
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Amnesia10
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Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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My wifes birthday is comming up so after seeing an advert for 13 ride at Alton towers she said "wow that looks [LIFTED] scary I love being scared on White knuckle rides"
well they want £350 for a weekend in a hotel and passes to the park, plus petrol and meals sod that!!!!
So for £15 I booked a taxi ride round whitehaven for twenty minutes!!!!
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Paul1965
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:29 pm
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Posting frenzy!
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pcernie
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Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm
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Location: Belfast
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Even I'm calling for an inquiry into posting patterns   _________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
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Amnesia10
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I just found a source of very sick jokes!  _________________Do concentrate, 007... "You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds." https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTkhttp://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21
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HeatherKay
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Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:13 pm
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Location: Here, but not all there.
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That you did. I actually found my finger hovering over the edit button a couple of times. _________________My Flickr | Snaptophobic BloggageHeather Kay: modelling details that matter. "Let my windows be open to receive new ideas but let me also be strong enough not to be blown away by them." - Mahatma Gandhi.
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AlunD
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Heather if I had the rights on this board I would have pressed the button.
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belchingmatt
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 3:16 am
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Location: Middle Earth
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No sexual images, bad language or advertising. I didn't think taste was an issue.
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AlunD
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Its quantitative at the best of times but those jokes were sick, he even admits it himself 
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HeatherKay
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It's a difficult line to tread. I don't actually think anything so far posted has actually been truly offensive in a broad context. There's nothing here that won't have been repeated in bars and pubs up and down the land. It's not my place to edit or delete such things just because I might find them a bit close to the knuckle. I'm more in favour of acting when asked, rather than acting as a censor just because I have the power so to do. If any member finds something offensive or contravenes the board rules, then please PM me and I'll deal with it. _________________My Flickr | Snaptophobic BloggageHeather Kay: modelling details that matter. "Let my windows be open to receive new ideas but let me also be strong enough not to be blown away by them." - Mahatma Gandhi.
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Amnesia10
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Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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The good news is that the Derrick Bird/Whitehaven/cumbria jokes will disappear soon enough. Though not yet.
Whats the difference between Chuck Norris and Derrick Bird?
Chuck Norris is alive.
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Amnesia10
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Stevie Starr - The Regurgitator wolfed down everything from lightbulbs to snooker balls.
The rest of the UK was shocked and felt sick, but in Scotland it's there idea of a balanced diet.
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Amnesia10
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My new chinese neighbour has just given birth to a retarded son... Apparently they are calling him 'Sum Ting Wong'
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Amnesia10
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Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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Heard about the new game that has come out?
GTA Cumbria
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