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Ah - if you watched Heston Blumenthal the the week, he explained why cheese behaves in vervain ways, and showed how to make it behave in much the way you describe. It is, as othe have said, all down to extrusion and kneading. He said that this is how Cheese Strings behave as they do.

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Ah - if you watched Heston Blumenthal the the week, he explained why cheese behaves in vervain ways, and showed how to make it behave in much the way you describe. It is, as othe have said, all down to extrusion and kneading.

Ah, so you can essentially form it into a structural laminate, like certain forms of metalwork? That's interesting. I wonder if you could make a sword out of cheese?


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cheese behaves in vervain ways

It paralyses vampires? :shock:

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cheese behaves in vervain ways

It paralyses vampires? :shock:

So make sure those stakes are made from the best cheese! :shock: :twisted:

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Have you been drunk recently? If so, may you have thought it a good idea to "pre-slice" the cheese?

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No German household is complete without one of these and a 1Kg block of Gouda! :lol:

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Can't be arsed with emIling them. I woild never 'preslice' cheese. Mainly because if I were to be that lazy, I'd just buy presliced cheese.

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No German household is complete without one of these and a 1Kg block of Gouda! :lol:

:D

I know, I must admit it was my GF and her Finnish ways that introduced me to the necessity of the cheese slicer.

Now we have a few, some designed for soft cheese, some for hard cheese.

Oh, where did my life take this turn....? :D

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No German household is complete without one of these and a 1Kg block of Gouda! :lol:

:D

I know, I must admit it was my GF and her Finnish ways that introduced me to the necessity of the cheese slicer.


Same here but Danish. :lol:

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adidan wrote:
big_D wrote:
No German household is complete without one of these and a 1Kg block of Gouda! :lol:

:D

I know, I must admit it was my GF and her Finnish ways that introduced me to the necessity of the cheese slicer.


Same here but Danish. :lol:


Wouldn't that be a bacon slicer? Someone had to say it, and as usual it had to be me! :lol: :roll: :etc:

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No German household is complete without one of these and a 1Kg block of Gouda! :lol:

In Sweden practically every home has one. :)

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from what i know cheddar is made from curd cubes, not liquid milk so grain can appear

I'm sure it's perfectly fine :)


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big_D wrote:
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No German household is complete without one of these and a 1Kg block of Gouda! :lol:
Really? German households haven't heard of knives then?

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big_D wrote:
adidan wrote:

No German household is complete without one of these and a 1Kg block of Gouda! :lol:
Really? German households haven't heard of knives then?

Mark

have you ever tried to cut through a vintage gouda? :P


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Really? German households haven't heard of knives then?

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have you ever tried to cut through a vintage gouda? :P


Yes, did it over the weekend, still have a block in my fridge; a proper Oud Gouda. I do however take a great deal of pride / care / attention of my knives, so they're sharper than most.

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