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Gaarrggh!

Was on-call today and sooo many women (incl fellow docs) were wearing low-cut tops or otherwise inadvertently revealing more than they'd know when bending over. The number of times I wanted to grab some of the women and shake them up and down to watch their jubblies bobble was ridiculous.

I've had surges in testosterone around spring time in previous years but a helluva lot less than this. I think I have been stupidly close to being struck off the GMC register at least fifteen times today.

Gaaarrgghh!

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Sounds like your girlfriend is in for a fun night. ;) :D

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Gaarrggh!

Was on-call today and sooo many women (incl fellow docs) were wearing low-cut tops or otherwise inadvertently revealing more than they'd know when bending over.



Lucky bugger, I didn't get such pleasures ;)

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Seriously there was one mother who wasn't ugly (not a proper milf) whose chesticulars were the size of basket balls. Not kidding. I had to hold myself back from motorboating her.

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Seriously there was one mother who wasn't ugly (not a proper milf) whose chesticulars were the size of basket balls. Not kidding. I had to hold myself back from motorboating her.


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Seriously there was one mother who wasn't ugly (not a proper milf) whose chesticulars were the size of basket balls. Not kidding. I had to hold myself back from motorboating her.

Awesome. Just plain awesome. :D 8-) :lol: ;) :mrgreen: :!:


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Seriously there was one mother who wasn't ugly (not a proper milf) whose chesticulars were the size of basket balls. Not kidding. I had to hold myself back from motorboating her.


LMAO, not heard that expression before.

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Very interesting indeed. See you do learn something every day.

Motorboating hmm *walks off shaking her head*

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Very interesting indeed.


wanna experience being motorboated? :lol:

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Very interesting indeed.


wanna experience being motorboated? :lol:


God I actually snorted then! :lol:

EDIT recovered a bit now. That's a very kind offer but I'm sure you wouldn't want to motorboat a saggy 40 year old lol

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Sorry I had three cold showers after work and I'm still on heat. I'm worse than that chick's mum on star trek. The one with the data.

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Lol that's quite alright. A little bit of testosterone flying about the place doesn't hurt :)

Why are we still on here at this time of night??

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I like it lol

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Sorry I had three cold showers after work and I'm still on heat. I'm worse than that chick's mum on star trek. The one with the data.


Do you mean "Lwaxana Troi, Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed" ?

Deanna's mum. Her hormonal desires nearly destroyed the ship, although I much prefer her daughter in that curvy slinky Lycra uniform.

*sings*

O Deanna!
Sweet Deanna!
O Deanna
You know you are my friend, yeah
O Deanna
And I ain't down here for your money
I ain't down here for your love
I ain't down here for your love or money
I'm down here for your boobies.

Boobies are awesome. Their power cannot be underestimated. Even those of 40 year olds; especially if you happen to be about 40 :oops:

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