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A breadth-first search makes a lot of sense for dating in general, actually; it suggests dating a bunch of people casually before getting serious, rather than having a series five-year relationships one after the other.

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It would be really cool to see Jackie Chan and Chuck Norris in the same film together.
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anyone any idea how to "dispose" of rifles? my bolt action one is rusting and I hate it and want rid of it. Its possible I can just hand it in to cops for them to destroy it? :shock:

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back from Deutschland after an eventful trip, which included me missing my first flight (from Southampton) and having to get upto Heathrow for silly oclock in the morning to get the Lufthansa flight. then on the train at Dusseldorf to Aachen, nice quite, quick and bloody cheap!
Of course with the weather being nice and hot, the eye candy was out in full force :D Though thankfully for the most part, my aweful German managed to get the people talking to me in English :lol: but I did try!

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anyone any idea how to "dispose" of rifles? my bolt action one is rusting and I hate it and want rid of it. Its possible I can just hand it in to cops for them to destroy it? :shock:


You should just be able to drop it off at the station, but advise them beforehand that you are bringing it in, and when. :)

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brataccas wrote:
anyone any idea how to "dispose" of rifles? my bolt action one is rusting and I hate it and want rid of it. Its possible I can just hand it in to cops for them to destroy it? :shock:
Make sure you wear your balaclava and take the gun in to your local cop shop after carrying it in a combat-ready hold walking through your nearest large town/city centre.
Don't give the police any advance warning or they'll likely have people there waiting for you upon your arrival.
Point it at the policeman across the front desk and don't say anything, just motion for them to open the door to the room that they are in.

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All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
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Well you obviously. You're a one man vortex of despair.


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Following the advice above may not be in your best interest.
Jus' sayin'.

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okenobi wrote:
All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
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Well you obviously. You're a one man vortex of despair.


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I can just see the headline; "Glasgow man arrested for trying to storm police station".

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I can just see the headline; "Glasgow man arrested for trying to storm police station".
Who wants to write the story?
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okenobi wrote:
All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
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Well you obviously. You're a one man vortex of despair.


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timark_uk wrote:
jonlumb wrote:
I can just see the headline; "Glasgow man arrested for trying to storm police station".
Who wants to write the story?
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Well if it's a forum story, I believe Blue is the man for the job.

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jonlumb wrote:
timark_uk wrote:
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I can just see the headline; "Glasgow man arrested for trying to storm police station".
Who wants to write the story?
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I believe Blue is the man for the job.
Hey there, Mister Blue. You up for the job?

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All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
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Well you obviously. You're a one man vortex of despair.


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And I really wouldn't be at all surprised if it did happen, either.

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timark_uk wrote:
brataccas wrote:
anyone any idea how to "dispose" of rifles? my bolt action one is rusting and I hate it and want rid of it. Its possible I can just hand it in to cops for them to destroy it? :shock:
Make sure you wear your balaclava and take the gun in to your local cop shop after carrying it in a combat-ready hold walking through your nearest large town/city centre.
Don't give the police any advance warning or they'll likely have people there waiting for you upon your arrival.
Point it at the policeman across the front desk and don't say anything, just motion for them to open the door to the room that they are in.

Mark

You forgot that banks also accept them. Again wear the balaclava to keep your identity secret. ;)

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